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RE: George W Bush

Posted on: June 13, 2017 at 12:07:31 CT
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“To quote George W. Bush, Lemon, bring em on. He said that to me in Galveston when a bus load of drunk debutantes tried to get on his boat. It was named Mr. Waterboat. Did it sink? Yes. Because there were too many people on it. But the spirit of his words live on.” — Jack Donaghy
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Top 5 US Presidents to party with: - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:03:07
     Absolutely incomplete list without Warren G. Harding - Grasslands MU - 6/13 13:16:22
     JFK f*cked Marilyn Monroe - McMuffin MU - 6/13 12:10:15
          that's great for him. but you get nothing out of it other - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:15:55
               Well he's #4 on this list of which presidents liked to party - McMuffin MU - 6/13 12:20:12
                    Full list for posterity - McMuffin MU - 6/13 12:32:31
                    Truman had a shot of bourbon every morning? My man! - McMuffin MU - 6/13 12:24:00
                         ...and killed ****loads of people(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:24:50
                              First he would get bombed - McMuffin MU - 6/13 12:29:45
          didn't bill **** Elizabeth Hurley? That ain't bad in my book - lqf2b8 MU - 6/13 12:12:18
               Bill pretty much ****ed all the women(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:17:56
               RE: didn't bill **** Elizabeth Hurley? That ain't bad in my book - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:15:05
                    big titties - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:18:29
                         dammit. - colonel angus beef KC - 6/13 12:20:35
                         upon her request (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:19:17
               Did he? God damn (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:13:11
                    that's the rumor - lqf2b8 MU - 6/13 12:14:19
                         Hound dog (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:16:55
                         i'm gonna say it didn't happen (nm) - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:16:40
                              imagine if it is real though - lqf2b8 MU - 6/13 12:19:06
                                   i bet he's never had sex with Hillary (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:21:08
                                        unless he was a minor at the time - SuperTone(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:21:55
                                        well there is that ugly looking kid thing they had (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 6/13 12:21:51
                                             that's Webb Hubbell's (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:23:19
                                                  how does a telescope make a baby?(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:24:09
                                                       when a mommy and a telescope love each other very much (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:25:07
                                                            astronomy porn - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:25:49
                                   Jowls McPantsuit - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:19:51
                         1,1 (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 6/13 12:15:02
               its a choose your own assventure. - colonel angus beef KC - 6/13 12:12:51
          RE: JFK f*cked Marilyn Monroe - kmawv8 MU - 6/13 12:10:52
               talking nonstop about the red sox as well....ugh(nm) - dangertim MU - 6/13 12:27:12
          a lot of people ****ed Marilyn Monroe - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:10:45
               RE: a lot of people ****ed Marilyn Monroe - McMuffin MU - 6/13 12:14:31
               I bet she sucked in bed - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:12:04
                    She did enjoy taking pills. Probably just laid there (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:13:06
                         Yep (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:13:57
               lets see...lumburg f*cked her. - colonel angus beef KC - 6/13 12:11:25
          Correct (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:10:45
     Chester the Molester Arthur - kmawv8 MU - 6/13 12:08:55
     Bill should 1-5 (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:08:15
          5 Bill Clintons is a different class of felony (nm) - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:09:42
               Tell me that doesn't sound awesome (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:11:07
                    too much. besides, hillary would eventually show up just to - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:15:05
     kennedy. dodging bullets and ass all night. - colonel angus beef KC - 6/13 12:07:52
     How about James Buchanan? Only bachelor president - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:05:12
          gay dudes know how to party(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:10:04
               But gay dudes in the 1850s? (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:10:36
                    we're partying with them today, not in 1850 - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:16:23
                         Ah. Will then Buchanan is probably up there (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:17:46
                    Imagine how smelly an 1850's vagina was - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:15:20
                         Which is why sex was only for making babies, mostly - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:16:07
                    just regular gay, not butt gay(nm) - Joeboo MU - 6/13 12:12:40
                    too much bush (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 6/13 12:12:09
     George W Bush - Joeboo MU - 6/13 12:05:08
          RE: George W Bush - tgr MU - 6/13 12:07:31
               Awesome show. - cooter MU - 6/13 12:09:57
          yeah, but he still didn't seem like much fun. (nm) - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:06:19
               I bet he knows a ton of ****ty dad jokes - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:09:29
                    he'd get them all wrong though. "hey you hear the one about - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:13:08
                         as I said, hilarious(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:15:56
          And we know he enjoyed - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:05:35
          and cocaine (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:05:22
               enough money & clout that - Joeboo MU - 6/13 12:06:10
                    and he definitely knows who killed JFK - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:07:47
                    with that kind of money it isn't a vacation until a hooker - lqf2b8 MU - 6/13 12:07:02
                    you're partying with 5 presidents. there is no number of - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:06:59
     Carter and Nixon seemed fun. - AllThingsKC KC - 6/13 12:04:40
          I've met Carter - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:08:10
               did he offer you a peanut?(nm) - Joeboo MU - 6/13 12:13:29
                    he did(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:17:11
          when he wasn't going to cross burnings(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 6/13 12:05:44
               cross burnings aren't fun?(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 6/13 12:07:37
          I'd go eat mexican food with Truman and when he had - lqf2b8 MU - 6/13 12:05:43
          i wouldn't go to the dentist's office with those ****ers (nm) - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:05:23




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