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I can lend you a hammer

Posted on: January 26, 2017 at 15:28:02 CT

Cosmo MU

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to knock off the enormous chip that resides on your shoulder.

You're being obtuse on purpose now though, so I don't really feel bad about treating you like an ignorant douche. If you would make any attempt at having a rational discussion, I would reciprocate.

But we both know that isn't happening, so whatevs.

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now eggs turn... - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 14:45:10

When I got to Mexican resorts I usually leave for a day - TheWildcat STL - 1/26 14:56:12

Fvck that. We stay put and never venture out. And when - Diamond Dave MU

- 1/26 14:57:24

i used to but not any more - colonel angus beef KC - 1/26 15:08:08

Yep. I can see shyt in the US and A - Diamond Dave MU

- 1/26 15:10:47

Without getting into the stupid argument - Zeaux MWSC - 1/26 15:03:09

Whatever bro -- Resort Guy Cosmo -- secbiggamehunter (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 1/26 16:20:10

What TLP said. Every year we talk about hitting the Ruins - Diamond Dave MU

- 1/26 15:05:38

maybe they went on vacation to relax - TigerwTLP MU

- 1/26 15:04:03

There's plenty of time for everything - Zeaux MWSC - 1/26 15:05:15

they wanted to go to the beaches and pool bars in - TigerwTLP MU

- 1/26 15:08:36

A lot of them you get up real early and get back late - Diamond Dave MU

- 1/26 15:06:48

I will say that the next time we go, I am going to try to - tigersknowbest MU - 1/26 15:08:56

Wife takes a walk along the beach in the AM - Diamond Dave MU

- 1/26 15:11:23

good idea(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/26 15:18:42

Yeah, that's not fun to me.(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 1/26 15:10:31

I guess. - Zeaux MWSC - 1/26 15:08:00

hey, we might be going in April too(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/26 15:01:16

We stay at the Valentin Imperial Maya. On the Riveria Maya - Diamond Dave MU

- 1/26 15:02:15

Hard Rock Bro (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 1/26 15:19:59

Hard Rock. I am tellin ya (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 1/26 15:01:31

can never find a good deal on Hard Rock(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/26 15:02:26

I might be able to get you one...for real. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 1/26 15:02:53

how?(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/26 15:03:34

I talked with a taxi driver about it. He hates Trump but he - TheWildcat STL - 1/26 14:58:09

The Taxi man was Iam's high school buddy btw (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 1/26 14:58:49

I know Americans spend a lot of money, so I assume - Diamond Dave MU

- 1/26 15:00:22

I kept my Trump shirt at home. No one would have done - TheWildcat STL - 1/26 15:01:05

I may avoid local Mexican places for awhile. - Diamond Dave MU

- 1/26 15:01:29

Just slip the guys at the resort a 5 dollar bill and you're - TheWildcat STL - 1/26 15:02:32

Oh yeah, we tip well. I mean the Mexican joints here - Diamond Dave MU

- 1/26 15:07:47

Yea, they are all typically fronts for the cartel so they - TheWildcat STL - 1/26 15:17:15

So enjoyable trips don't count as world travel? - Mizzmi27 MU - 1/26 14:54:06

Did you at least get diarrhea?(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 1/26 14:55:49

RE: So enjoyable trips don't count as world travel? - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 14:55:44

No, but it's different than gulping down bud light - Mizzmi27 MU - 1/26 14:57:32

Are you trying to make yourself look as stupid as possible? - Cosmo MU

- 1/26 14:56:48

k resorter(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 14:58:21

FYI there weren't any resorts in any of the places in Europe - Cosmo MU

- 1/26 15:06:23

k, big shot tough guy(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 15:12:56

Ah, see and now we're getting down to it - Cosmo MU

- 1/26 15:18:52

you're one of those always has to have the last word types - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 15:57:39

Not at all - Cosmo MU

- 1/26 16:27:34

I said "outside of Missouri" - Eggs MU - 1/26 14:50:41

hmmm - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 14:52:12

Your selective reading is hilarious, but not surprising - Cosmo MU

- 1/26 14:54:32

You should shut up since you've only ever been to resorts - Zeaux MWSC - 1/26 14:56:59

I am pretty much the worst, and my nickname is resort guy (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 1/26 15:07:09

no you're way better than - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 15:17:59

I can lend you a hammer - Cosmo MU

- 1/26 15:28:02

I sense a double coming soon(nm) - Mormad MU - 1/26 15:11:49

One of the first things I thought about lol (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 1/26 15:28:29

okay resort guy(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 14:54:50

i dont think anyone is looking for a pass from you. - colonel angus beef KC - 1/26 14:54:06

dont care cab(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 14:54:35

I never even made a direct comment about your - Eggs MU - 1/26 14:53:10

i took it as a shot at me(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 14:53:55

Why? Because you've actually never been outside Missouri?(nm) - Mizzmi27 MU - 1/26 14:55:33

He has, but here's the question that you ask - Eggs MU - 1/26 15:04:25

yer right - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 15:15:05

Do they have one at Disney? - Mormad MU - 1/26 15:19:03

i think they do..not sure but - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 15:59:06

They have volleyball too - Mormad MU - 1/26 16:00:29

does Eagleville count? its very close to Iowa(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 14:59:18

seem like, the further away you go the browner people git. - colonel angus beef KC - 1/26 14:56:23

of course, youre the most thin-skinned person here. - colonel angus beef KC - 1/26 14:55:27

I noticed(nm) - Eggs MU - 1/26 14:54:27

I go to Illinois from time to time(nm) - Ken Bone STL - 1/26 14:53:33

PTs amiright? (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 1/26 14:54:08

Pop's(nm) - Ken Bone STL - 1/26 14:57:51

he seems more of a Fast Eddies guy(nm) - dangertim MU

- 1/26 14:57:11

You don't think Ken Bone would enjoy the strip clubs? (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 1/26 15:00:27

Then he'd be Ken Boner - Mormad MU - 1/26 15:02:07

this will be quite a battle(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 1/26 14:48:12

Deez Nuts! HAA! - Got'em MU - 1/26 14:47:44

i almost posted that - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 14:48:57

and you dont want to cross the freshman threshold. - colonel angus beef KC - 1/26 14:49:46

true---i would trip over your bar(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 14:50:35

he's been to the freakin moon, man(nm) - dangertim MU

- 1/26 14:47:41

You could always just send him a message(nm) - TheShoe STL - 1/26 14:46:40

you could have messaged me that(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 14:48:03

I'm purchasing property in a place that may one day be - Zeaux MWSC - 1/26 14:46:25

anywhere in the south? (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 1/26 14:47:33

chuck norris would come and liberate up their assess lololol - colonel angus beef KC - 1/26 14:47:13

California?(nm) - Mormad MU - 1/26 14:47:06

so california...got it(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 1/26 14:47:02

South Carolina?(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 1/26 14:46:56

When I say Puerto - Zeaux MWSC - 1/26 14:47:36

I'd be surprised if they sought independence anytime soon - Grasslands MU - 1/26 14:49:33

The UN keeps pushing it - Zeaux MWSC - 1/26 14:51:22

They've had a referendum a couple of times - Grasslands MU - 1/26 15:01:48

RE: The UN keeps pushing it - colonel angus beef KC - 1/26 14:53:14

ZIKA!(nm) - Ken Bone STL - 1/26 14:48:30

Rico! - Potomac Tiger MU

- 1/26 14:48:16

Suave(nm) - Mormad MU - 1/26 14:50:13

Suave(nm) - Grasslands MU - 1/26 14:50:06

Couple of queers here, fellers.(nm) - Zeaux MWSC - 1/26 14:50:39

Puerto(nm) - Zeaux MWSC - 1/26 14:48:43

polo! (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 1/26 14:49:05

double dare (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 1/26 14:49:44

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