RE: Educating tman
Posted on: January 3, 2017 at 08:43:22 CT
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>Live in Pickletopia.
>No public education, because no taxes.
>Nig Nogs running wild
>Poop on my lawn, masterbate in front of my children, set fire to my dogs, etc.
>Call the police
>Rate for police is $100/hour. Unless you have police insurance ($50/month)
>They show up and ask where force has been initiated.
>Show them my dog
>Sir, force cannot be initiated on property. That will be $200.
>Set fire to my lawn
>Call fire department.
>$200/hour.
>They show up and take 4 hours to put out the fire.
>Pay them $800.
>Thank god for Pickletopia.