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I'll come work for you. I am a good dude, cool to hang

Posted on: October 18, 2016 at 10:17:34 CT
TheWildcat MU
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out with, loyal, honest, and intelligent. My one downfall is that I am not going to work very hard at all and I will be doing a lot of tigerboarding.
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My department is just down the hallway from the HR Dept. - TheWildcat STL - 10/18 09:27:03
     Not neccessarily - should could have already been employed - alstl MU - 10/18 10:21:59
     One of the questions I ask every applicant - JG MU - 10/18 09:46:26
          I'm at about a 95% failure rate in hiring - Iam4Mizzou MU - 10/18 10:09:45
               I'll come work for you. I am a good dude, cool to hang - TheWildcat STL - 10/18 10:17:34
                    had an employee who forgot to cover his tracks - Iam4Mizzou MU - 10/18 10:20:11
          is "do you have any problems expressing anal glands?" (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 10/18 10:07:05
               Pretty much only me the groomer and the technicians do that - JG MU - 10/18 10:11:06
          that's such a stupid question for like 90% of positions - TigerwTLP MU - 10/18 10:02:22
               Its an excellent question to ask for sure - JG MU - 10/18 10:06:25
                    i think you missed '90% of positions' - TigerwTLP MU - 10/18 10:08:36
               I was asked that at an interview and I made up - dangertim MU - 10/18 10:05:34
                    Actually variations of "I want to learn/get experience - JG MU - 10/18 10:09:29
                    in JG's profession it's probably important to have someone - TigerwTLP MU - 10/18 10:08:07
                         One of the places was a children's hospital - dangertim MU - 10/18 10:22:49
                         "ive been expressing anal glands for years - colonel angus beef KC - 10/18 10:10:17
               you know what else is over used? - Butcher of Bakersfield STL - 10/18 10:04:16
          RE: One of the questions I ask every applicant - Butcher of Bakersfield STL - 10/18 09:53:45
               I'd have to tell them Dr. Zuul works at another office(nm) - JG MU - 10/18 09:58:55
          and has anyone said "I'm hot"? - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:48:20
               they would get serious consideration - JG MU - 10/18 09:50:01
               Or how about a "Me so horny"?(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:49:18
                    no - JG MU - 10/18 09:50:24
                         dang. A guy can dream.(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:51:10
                    Or "Me love you long time"?(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:49:45
                         I have never had an asian chick apply - JG MU - 10/18 09:51:46
                              RE: I have never had an asian chick apply - colonel angus beef KC - 10/18 09:55:29
     Sounds like you guys need sound management. (nm) - Tiger_Claw MU - 10/18 09:45:12
     Our safety manager used to be right by my area - cnk ATL - 10/18 09:41:59
          How about - hefeweizen MU - 10/18 09:43:35
               no(nm) - cnk ATL - 10/18 09:44:20
                    RE: no(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 10/18 09:45:44
                         JENGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:46:36
                         the dreaded outdoor Jenga taint punch(nm) - cnk ATL - 10/18 09:46:36
                         oooh, that had to hurt(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 10/18 09:46:26
     I interviewed a student a couple months ago for a student - tigersknowbest MU - 10/18 09:37:09
          maybe he/she was there just to catch a rare pokemon(nm) - dangertim MU - 10/18 09:38:50
               the thigh gap pokemon... Tigrrr(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:40:31
                    wrong, that's butcher of bakersfield(nm) - dangertim MU - 10/18 09:42:32
          Lol (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 10/18 09:37:51
     you work at a place that has "applications" ? - Joeboo MU - 10/18 09:34:33
          Even at Mizzou, you fill out an application online - tigersknowbest MU - 10/18 09:40:06
               Joeboo has worked for daddy his whole adult life (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 10/18 09:40:58
                    if you call it work. Anyone who can take a vacation for - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:42:07
                         hey now, I probably haven't done that in a decade or more - Joeboo MU - 10/18 10:18:24
          Ummm It's still a thing. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 10/18 09:37:33
          every company requires an application at some point - 90Tiger MU - 10/18 09:36:27
               right, but a situation where you just walk in off the street - Joeboo MU - 10/18 09:46:25
                    you can walk into many enormous corporations and fill - 90Tiger MU - 10/18 09:54:51
     let me see your resume. - colonel angus beef KC - 10/18 09:32:53
     He should have said, "I need money to eat and - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:28:55
          These people come in looking for work and are treated - TheWildcat STL - 10/18 09:30:51
               I worked in corporate HR for about 15 months and yes, - 90Tiger MU - 10/18 09:35:37
                    Your lack of personality was probably very compelling... - Scipio Da Manus MU - 10/18 09:39:18
               A lot of HR people are high horsers. Its not just your - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:33:29
                    they are the worst(nm) - cnk ATL - 10/18 09:42:18




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