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I worked in corporate HR for about 15 months and yes,

Posted on: October 18, 2016 at 09:35:37 CT
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the folks who seek careers in HR tend to see themselves as mothers, teachers, authority holders and applicants, internal business unit leaders and everyone else as pupils, folks requiring their guidance, etc.

They have much in common with government workers.
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My department is just down the hallway from the HR Dept. - TheWildcat STL - 10/18 09:27:03
     Not neccessarily - should could have already been employed - alstl MU - 10/18 10:21:59
     One of the questions I ask every applicant - JG MU - 10/18 09:46:26
          I'm at about a 95% failure rate in hiring - Iam4Mizzou MU - 10/18 10:09:45
               I'll come work for you. I am a good dude, cool to hang - TheWildcat STL - 10/18 10:17:34
                    had an employee who forgot to cover his tracks - Iam4Mizzou MU - 10/18 10:20:11
          is "do you have any problems expressing anal glands?" (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 10/18 10:07:05
               Pretty much only me the groomer and the technicians do that - JG MU - 10/18 10:11:06
          that's such a stupid question for like 90% of positions - TigerwTLP MU - 10/18 10:02:22
               Its an excellent question to ask for sure - JG MU - 10/18 10:06:25
                    i think you missed '90% of positions' - TigerwTLP MU - 10/18 10:08:36
               I was asked that at an interview and I made up - dangertim MU - 10/18 10:05:34
                    Actually variations of "I want to learn/get experience - JG MU - 10/18 10:09:29
                    in JG's profession it's probably important to have someone - TigerwTLP MU - 10/18 10:08:07
                         One of the places was a children's hospital - dangertim MU - 10/18 10:22:49
                         "ive been expressing anal glands for years - colonel angus beef KC - 10/18 10:10:17
               you know what else is over used? - Butcher of Bakersfield STL - 10/18 10:04:16
          RE: One of the questions I ask every applicant - Butcher of Bakersfield STL - 10/18 09:53:45
               I'd have to tell them Dr. Zuul works at another office(nm) - JG MU - 10/18 09:58:55
          and has anyone said "I'm hot"? - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:48:20
               they would get serious consideration - JG MU - 10/18 09:50:01
               Or how about a "Me so horny"?(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:49:18
                    no - JG MU - 10/18 09:50:24
                         dang. A guy can dream.(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:51:10
                    Or "Me love you long time"?(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:49:45
                         I have never had an asian chick apply - JG MU - 10/18 09:51:46
                              RE: I have never had an asian chick apply - colonel angus beef KC - 10/18 09:55:29
     Sounds like you guys need sound management. (nm) - Tiger_Claw MU - 10/18 09:45:12
     Our safety manager used to be right by my area - cnk ATL - 10/18 09:41:59
          How about - hefeweizen MU - 10/18 09:43:35
               no(nm) - cnk ATL - 10/18 09:44:20
                    RE: no(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 10/18 09:45:44
                         JENGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:46:36
                         the dreaded outdoor Jenga taint punch(nm) - cnk ATL - 10/18 09:46:36
                         oooh, that had to hurt(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 10/18 09:46:26
     I interviewed a student a couple months ago for a student - tigersknowbest MU - 10/18 09:37:09
          maybe he/she was there just to catch a rare pokemon(nm) - dangertim MU - 10/18 09:38:50
               the thigh gap pokemon... Tigrrr(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:40:31
                    wrong, that's butcher of bakersfield(nm) - dangertim MU - 10/18 09:42:32
          Lol (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 10/18 09:37:51
     you work at a place that has "applications" ? - Joeboo MU - 10/18 09:34:33
          Even at Mizzou, you fill out an application online - tigersknowbest MU - 10/18 09:40:06
               Joeboo has worked for daddy his whole adult life (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 10/18 09:40:58
                    if you call it work. Anyone who can take a vacation for - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:42:07
                         hey now, I probably haven't done that in a decade or more - Joeboo MU - 10/18 10:18:24
          Ummm It's still a thing. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 10/18 09:37:33
          every company requires an application at some point - 90Tiger MU - 10/18 09:36:27
               right, but a situation where you just walk in off the street - Joeboo MU - 10/18 09:46:25
                    you can walk into many enormous corporations and fill - 90Tiger MU - 10/18 09:54:51
     let me see your resume. - colonel angus beef KC - 10/18 09:32:53
     He should have said, "I need money to eat and - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:28:55
          These people come in looking for work and are treated - TheWildcat STL - 10/18 09:30:51
               I worked in corporate HR for about 15 months and yes, - 90Tiger MU - 10/18 09:35:37
                    Your lack of personality was probably very compelling... - Scipio Da Manus MU - 10/18 09:39:18
               A lot of HR people are high horsers. Its not just your - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/18 09:33:29
                    they are the worst(nm) - cnk ATL - 10/18 09:42:18




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