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Right before kickoff, excuse yourself to go to the bathroom

Posted on: August 25, 2016 at 11:11:45 CT

TigerJackSwartz MU

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upstairs, then hideaway in your bedroom.

Come down after the game.

Plead liquid poops

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So my girlfriend wants to watch the opener - jeepdad MU - 8/25 11:08:33

Tell her you're sick. (nm) - KCMIZSEC KC - 8/25 12:02:20

Oh hell no.....this would never happen in my world. - FaurotFan MU

- 8/25 11:32:07

Someday you might get a girlfriend - JG A - 8/25 11:36:04

Prolly not. - FaurotFan MU

- 8/25 11:55:24

How about - cnk ATL - 8/25 11:28:16

depends how hot is she?(nm) - Big-Dog MU - 8/25 11:20:40

Just say you'd rather not(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/25 11:19:11

Tell her you're not interested in dating her anymore. - Evenflow MU - 8/25 11:15:57

kill her(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/25 11:14:04

Jesus Effing Christ - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/25 11:12:54

Right before kickoff, excuse yourself to go to the bathroom - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 8/25 11:11:45

"Bring the kids over, we'll have monkey sex while they - JG A - 8/25 11:11:26

can one of the games be hide the sausage?(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/25 11:20:56

I really can't watch Mizzou games around people - Joeboo MU

- 8/25 11:11:25

I can't watch Mizzou games with anybody, period. It's just - Fool on the Hill MU - 8/25 11:19:40

Correct - Cosmo MU

- 8/25 11:15:42

I yelll and cuss a lot (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/25 11:14:45

Mizzou games and cussing are like hand in glove(nm) - JG A - 8/25 11:16:34

I'm generally a very stoic person - Joeboo MU

- 8/25 11:15:45

I will be on my way to a good drunk by halftime if - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/25 11:16:28

I'm almost not looking forward to the first game - Joeboo MU

- 8/25 11:18:30

Just think what a good time you'll have at - jeepdad MU - 8/25 11:20:26

I dont know how you could stand to be around that many - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/25 11:19:59

to be fair, watching Nebraska games with them the last - Joeboo MU

- 8/25 11:21:02

at least make sure joeboojr is in mizzou gear around them(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/25 11:22:05

absolutely - Joeboo MU

- 8/25 11:23:59

i hope your poor wife had a c-section(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/25 11:31:35

she did actually. Joeboojr can wear adult-sized hats already - Joeboo MU

- 8/25 11:33:14

Ok this is me. - jeepdad MU - 8/25 11:14:13

I generally watch the games with ZouDave and his dad - Joeboo MU

- 8/25 11:15:12

lol ... I can envision that. - jeepdad MU - 8/25 11:16:11

keep bringing up the super food thing - colonel angus beef KC - 8/25 11:11:17

How about - hefeweizen MU

- 8/25 11:11:14

Say you have really bad gut rot(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/25 11:11:04

start out with the family - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/25 11:10:14

Avoid having a GF with 4 kids? (nm) - tigerdb MU - 8/25 11:10:12