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GOLL DURN RIGHT!!!!!!11! Reminds me of Leavenworth!!1

Posted on: August 8, 2016 at 23:34:42 CT
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I went in there with a DANG ponytail and I got NO GOLL DURN RESPECT!!!11!

I ended up being the ***** of a couple bikers until they traded me to a Crip for some meth and a prisoner to be named later.

When Tookie got paroled, he advised me to cut my hair, and by advised me, I mean he and his friends held me down and shaved my skull clean with a straight razor.

I found that I received a totally different level of respect from then on.

DADGUM!!!!11!
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Heupel has no right to tell Lock - Sleepy MU - 8/8 15:50:45
     GOLL DURN RIGHT!!!!!!11! Reminds me of Leavenworth!!1 - Mothball MU - 8/8 23:34:42
     RE: Heupel has no right to tell Lock - THEGROVE68 MU - 8/8 23:19:13
     So, it's your place to tell Lock how he should have - MizzouTigerz MU - 8/8 20:26:54
     What really happened? Did your mom make you cut your hair? - Brazil Nut USA - 8/8 20:08:22
     He most certainly needed a haircut(nm) - Uncle John MU - 8/8 19:35:04
     The New York Yankees don't allow facial hair or long hair - mutiger1964 MU - 8/8 18:50:55
     RE: may not look part but gotta play the part - cybertyger MU - 8/8 18:13:40
     I am ordering you to cut your hair, boy!! - Mizzou Guru SEMO - 8/8 18:02:52
     are the other players getting decent haircuts, too? - 615Tiger STL - 8/8 17:53:09
     nice work(nm) - cornelldad NMU - 8/8 17:47:46
     Irrelevant......completely and utterly - Diamond Dave MU - 8/8 17:31:34
     Go fish (nm) - samclemens MU - 8/8 17:22:57
          Pretty sad that so many bit so hard, and now we have - Cosmo MU - 8/8 17:48:00
          Mark, this is serious and real. A young adults livelihood - Sleepy MU - 8/8 17:30:16
     #blessedbythebullsh*t. (nm) - Nohawks KC - 8/8 17:20:21
     I'll take"Things a kansas football fan would complain about" - MKrip MU - 8/8 17:00:46
          Your wife took "bigger is better" for 500. - Sleepy MU - 8/8 17:08:49
               So you're a man with a small penis too? Well that explains - MKrip MU - 8/8 17:12:37
                    Spoken like you were triggered. - Sleepy MU - 8/8 17:13:41
                         When that unshaven fatty told you the next morning that - MKrip MU - 8/8 17:17:39
                              Gross. I'll take that disgusting admission as your tap out. - Sleepy MU - 8/8 17:18:58
                                   Back in middle school you thought you had your first hair - MKrip MU - 8/8 17:22:48
                                        RE: Back in middle school you thought you had your first hair - bamatrap14 BAMA - 8/8 18:12:39
     Hey, if you want to see the field, you gotta actually be - MKrip MU - 8/8 16:48:50
          Recycled joke in different words in the same thread, minus - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:50:29
               The vicimhood is strong with you. I see a ribbon in your - MKrip MU - 8/8 16:53:44
                    Is it blue with 1st place on it? - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:54:44
                         no, its pink with tears dripping off of it. (nm) - MKrip MU - 8/8 16:55:23
                              Your tears? - Sleepy MU - 8/8 17:07:35
     I bet Sherrills and Gibson will go on strike for this (nm) - Johnny Utah MU - 8/8 16:47:23
          As they should. - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:47:49
     The kid had a mop on his head and it was getting in the way - MKrip MU - 8/8 16:42:37
     I got a haircut in protest(nm) - tigersailor MU - 8/8 16:42:28
          Almost cut my hair - Fool on the Hill MU - 8/8 16:43:10
     Lock needed a haitcut. As does every single kid in - alwaysright MU - 8/8 16:36:54
          GET OFF MY LAWN!(nm) - Panthera MU - 8/9 07:18:11
          Bc hippyism, right? You outdated old high n tight - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:38:37
          RE: Lock needed a haitcut. As does every single kid in - sarasotatiger MU - 8/8 16:38:07
               Sounds like you need a haircut too. - alwaysright MU - 8/8 16:39:08
                    RE: Sounds like you need a haircut too. - sarasotatiger MU - 8/8 18:57:41
                         it's not the length. It's that fuking retarded bang swoop - alwaysright MU - 8/8 20:04:43
                    Sounds like you salute with a fist in the air, you fascist - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:40:52
     Well, Heupel is an expert on NFL "personal brand." (nm) - Ancient Arizonan MU - 8/8 16:16:28
     Your argument has too much realism to be viewed in a - BingBing MU - 8/8 16:09:42
          RE: Your argument has too much realism to be viewed in a - sarasotatiger MU - 8/8 16:37:13
          I'm not into tabloid headline humor. I make the - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:10:55
     nice bait they really bit..nm - tigertix MU - 8/8 16:08:51
     RE: Heupel has no right to tell Lock - Fred G. Sanford USA - 8/8 16:07:18
          Oh, you found a pick of someone on the internet with - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:08:03
               pic (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle NWMSU - 8/9 07:35:11
     He does kinda look like Drew Locks.(nm) - BingBing MU - 8/8 16:04:33
     Hunger strike for his rights? #ConcernedFan2016?(nm) - jake_mu MU - 8/8 16:04:21
          I'm in. But I'll change it to a no haircut strike. - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:08:51
     "abusive mentoring"?? If you think that is abusive you are - MNTIGER MU - 8/8 16:02:02
          If you think abusive mentoring was without jest, - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:03:09
               RE: If you think abusive mentoring was without jest, - MNTIGER MU - 8/8 16:07:08
                    Maybe it was. Which means you lose todays battle of - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:09:56
                         RE: Maybe it was. Which means you lose todays battle of - MNTIGER MU - 8/8 16:13:01
                              She's obviously proud. - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:14:41
     Fire Heupel!!!! - JimD MU - 8/8 16:01:01
          Title IX complaint coming, no doubt. nm - bornoncampus MU - 8/8 16:06:55
     He is the first adult to tell a teenager to cut his hair. (nm) - livinsmall MU - 8/8 16:00:19
     You seem to have mental issues. I don't know why - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/8 16:00:10
          Bc flow has power. - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:01:07
     Stupid idiots are unfortunate - Gary P. MU - 8/8 15:58:58
          I obviously missed something(nm) - Shrine Devine MU - 8/8 15:59:28
               No, you're just dumb. - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:00:04
     WTF are you talking about?(nm) - Shrine Devine MU - 8/8 15:57:41
          RE: WTF are you talking about?(nm) - Fred G. Sanford USA - 8/8 16:00:17
               Strangely, I feel more optimistic about the season now (nm) - XRob MU - 8/8 20:05:27
               That's hot(nm) - Shrine Devine MU - 8/8 16:00:49
          Seems pretty obvious. - Sleepy MU - 8/8 15:59:39
               That you are a felcher? - Shrine Devine MU - 8/8 16:01:24
                    Is that some kind of term from the 50's? Weird. - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:15:23
     are you bald? - STRIPES - 8/8 15:57:28
          He had a traumatizing childhood. Its a form of PTSD - MKrip MU - 8/8 16:52:32
               "I'll kick you out of my home if you don't CUT THAT HAIR!" - mutiger1964 MU - 8/8 18:40:01
          If anything, the assumption would be that I have - Sleepy MU - 8/8 15:59:21
               the obvious assumption is - STRIPES - 8/8 16:49:35
               oh wow you have long hair. People that fight back against - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/8 16:03:00
                    Is it weird being as old and outdated as yourself? - Sleepy MU - 8/8 16:04:06
                         Hair is the thing.... I don't care if I'm out dated and - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/8 16:08:29
     He'd get more mileage out of growing a beard. (nm) - Evenflow MU - 8/8 15:55:15
          Did I miss something?(nm) - Shrine Devine MU - 8/8 15:58:30
          Lock looks like the kind of guy that can't grow a beard.(nm) - markymarksthirdnipple STL - 8/8 15:55:45
               True. He does look like a peach fuzz guy. (nm) - Evenflow MU - 8/8 15:56:22
     Heupel was just trying to help, obviously you - MU-TULSA MU - 8/8 15:53:18
          Since I noted that, I believe it's obvious that I can see - Sleepy MU - 8/8 15:54:16




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