The Great American National Fair? Similar to a state fair
Posted on: July 6, 2025 at 14:18:03 CT
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But national and hosted by Trump at the National Mall.
It would likely be a grand, highly patriotic, and media-heavy event, designed to reflect both national pride and Trump's personal branding.
“America First, Americafest!” Could be the tagline.
Held on the National Mall, stretching from the Capitol Building to the Lincoln Memorial, the event could be structured with themed zones:
1. America’s Greatness Pavilion
Focus on the military, law enforcement, and space exploration.
Flyovers by military jets and displays from the U.S. Space Force.
Veterans honored on stage with Trump delivering a speech.
Rides like the merry go round. Roller coaster.
2. The Trump Economy Zone
Highlighting American businesses, job creation, and entrepreneurship.
Booths from MAGA-aligned companies.
Talks from business figures praising deregulation and tax cuts.
All the typical carnival games.
3. American Culture & Heritage Midway
Traditional fair games and attractions with a patriotic twist.
Exhibits about U.S. history, with a strong focus on Founding Fathers, the Constitution, and American exceptionalism.
A controversial “1776 Commission”-style exhibit promoting “patriotic education.”
Rodeo arena.
4. Freedom Stage
Live music from country artists, pro-America rock bands, and right-leaning entertainers (e.g., Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood).
Trump speeches with teleprompters but lots of ad-libbing.
VIP area for political allies (like Ronny Jackson, Marjorie Taylor Greene, or Donald Trump Jr.).
5. All-American Food Court
Deep-fried everything, BBQ, and classic Americana fare.
Branded items like:
“Trump Tower Tacos”
“Melania’s Apple Pie”
“Don Jr.’s Deer Jerky”
Merchandise
MAGA hats, flags, pins, T-shirts, bobbleheads.
“Trump 2024” or “Trump 2028?” speculative merch.
Booths for signing up for Truth Social and buying NFT memorabilia.
Music: Headliners
Kid Rock
A longtime Trump ally and vocal critic of the political establishment.
Known for blending rock, country, and Southern pride.
Songs like “Born Free” or “American Bad Ass” would fit the mood.
Lee Greenwood
Famous for “God Bless the U.S.A.”, an anthem at many Trump rallies.
Almost guaranteed to perform at the closing ceremony.
Ted Nugent
Outspoken conservative, pro-Second Amendment.
Often appears at political events and rallies aligned with Trump.
Trace Adkins
Country star who has performed at Republican events.
Deep voice, patriotic songs, and a respectable presence.
Big & Rich
Known for “Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)” and patriotic ballads.
Have performed at conservative events.
Jason Aldean
Has been outspoken against cancel culture, with his song “Try That in a Small Town” becoming a political flashpoint. He may not overtly align with Trump but could be included due to cultural overlap.
How cool would this be?