Missouri Tigers Athletics :: Mizzou College Sports :: TigerBoard.com :: If you play early in the day he's home by a little after

Looks like my golf buddy got the "you've been playing too - Eggs MU - 6/27 12:12:50

I wish I knew 30 years ago what I know now - XRob MU

- 6/27 21:58:29

I golfed when I was young and single. Off and on once - DHighlander NWMSU - 6/27 15:00:17

I pay $197/mo. unlimited range balls, putting, chipping. - 90Tiger STL - 6/27 19:31:29

Have you played the Audubon track? Thinking of taking a trip - Tiger_Claw STL - 6/27 13:54:52

yeah that's annoying - FootballRefugee MU

- 6/27 13:47:26

cliff notes - No more buttsex for you(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 6/27 13:30:02

is she hot?(nm) - cnk MU - 6/27 12:34:49

I'd have to lean toward 1(nm) - Eggs MU - 6/27 12:38:44

so not hot(nm) - cnk MU - 6/27 12:40:05

Yeah I wouldn't say hot(nm) - Eggs MU - 6/27 12:40:31

he should golf then(nm) - cnk MU - 6/27 12:40:55

The theory has merit, but I'll shift to the optimistic side - Eggs MU - 6/27 12:43:22

That doing what I want when I want attitude didn't last long - lqf2b8 MU - 6/27 13:04:02

Is that what you said to your friend? - Eggs MU - 6/27 13:07:53

how often was he playing with you and does he have - TigerA MU - 6/27 12:17:04

A couple times a week and no - Eggs MU - 6/27 12:18:45

If you play early in the day he's home by a little after - playhard KC - 6/27 13:35:24

yeah, sounds like she just sucks(nm) - TigerA MU - 6/27 12:20:13

Not enough(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 6/28 07:13:09

Apperently not sucking(nm) - meatiger MU - 6/27 12:32:37

Sounds like she wants to be with her husband - Hickeytime MU

- 6/27 12:31:56

"Sounds like" isn't always reality - Eggs MU - 6/27 12:36:44

You’re absolutely correct - Hickeytime MU

- 6/27 12:46:26

Not the point, but lol at the notion that for some months - FIJItiger MU

- 6/27 12:53:43

I doubt too many people regularly getting off work at 5:30 - DHighlander NWMSU - 6/27 15:04:34

Usually home by 3:00 (nm) - Hickeytime MU

- 6/27 13:10:51

My last job, getting off at 5:30 would have been welcome - Eggs MU - 6/27 12:55:06

Think if I started arriving home from work at 3 most days - FIJItiger MU

- 6/27 13:01:26

That comes as a shock to the Shack - meatiger MU - 6/27 13:02:05

Or that an attempt at sarcasm was taken literally and - FIJItiger MU

- 6/27 13:04:26

RE: Or that an attempt at sarcasm was taken literally and - 90Tiger STL - 6/27 13:07:33

That's pretty cool, didn't realize you coached(nm) - Eggs MU - 6/27 12:48:28

^^^gets a ton of ass at the end of May^^^(nm) - cnk MU - 6/27 12:48:24

your wife sounds like a real *****. - phrejd STL - 6/27 12:48:04

solution is to join a weekly league - phrejd STL - 6/27 12:45:00

i agree with this (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 6/27 12:36:00

good points(nm) - TigerA MU - 6/27 12:33:02

She's fine, it's a fairly typical modern day marriage(nm) - Eggs MU - 6/27 12:24:08

she likely isn't out of line; it's a huge time away from - 90Tiger STL - 6/27 12:27:13

To me, fairly regularly playing golf sounds worse (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 6/27 12:16:29

TL;DR "I enjoy masturbation" (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 6/27 12:14:02

Hey, what can I say, lotion is cheaper(nm) - Eggs MU - 6/27 12:15:55

If you play early in the day he's home by a little after

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