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Just answer the door wearing only some boxer shorts

Posted on: May 31, 2025 at 11:40:04 CT

XRob MU

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holding an open half drank bottle of Jack Daniels. Stare at them and space out, then interrupt them halfway through their spiel asking them what the **** they want. If that doesn't work **** yourself. This is completely effective with religious visitors and distant relatives from your wife's family who haven't bothered to tell you they're coming by.

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At least Jehovah Witnesses stopped coming around but - TigerMatt STL - 5/31 10:52:57

Seems like bad idea - implode STL - 5/31 13:16:05

Another fvcking solicitor just showed up. I’d put - TigerMatt STL - 5/31 13:23:00

I answer in my tighty whities, they get uncormfortable - ADelpiero10 MU - 5/31 12:12:57

Just answer the door wearing only some boxer shorts - XRob MU

- 5/31 11:40:04

If they interrupt you while cleaning your gun and you do not - DHighlander NWMSU - 5/31 10:56:53

I just answer the door with my dong in my hand asking if - Carlos Rossi KC - 5/31 10:55:51

Knowing my luck as soon as I do that it’s girl or boy - TigerMatt STL - 5/31 11:03:33

I don't see a problem here - kaw(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 5/31 11:05:43

That's what they said after seeing your dong....nm - tigertix MU - 5/31 11:28:43

I usually sing the thong song, but use dong instead of thong - Carlos Rossi KC - 5/31 11:49:49