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Speaking of them, I have a complaint about Fondue places

Posted on: May 15, 2025 at 10:11:53 CT
Joeboo MU
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the more people in your party, the more you get screwed on the portions.

Party of 1 = 1 fondue pot + 1 plate of crap to dip in it

Party of 2 = 1 fondue pot + 1 plate of crap to dip in it

Party of 3 = 1 fondue pot + 2 plates of crap to dip in it

Party of 4 = 1 fondue pot + 2 plates of crap to dip in it

Then when you get over a party of 4, you get sat at a bigger table with TWO burners, so you get:

Party of 5 = 2 fondue pots + 2 plates of crap to dip in it

Party of 6 = 2 fondue pots + 3 plates of crap to dip in it

Party of 7 = 2 fondue pots + 3 plates of crap to dip in it

Party of 8 = 2 fondue pots + 4 plates of crap to dip in it


nobody gets a better deal than the solo person. Full pot of fondue + full plate of crap to dip to themselves. up to 4 people will share that same pot and the fondue runs out fast.

Solo diner is the best deal. Party of 2 isn't bad, and Party of 5 isnt bad. But parites of 3,4,7 and 8 get hosed on the portions. 4 and 7 is probly the 2 worst

Edited by Joeboo at 10:15:47 on 05/15/25
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Speaking of them, I have a complaint about Fondue places - Joeboo MU - 5/15 10:11:53
     Never take Gyro and his wife to a fondue joint(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 5/15 11:39:12
     Kangaroo would taste horrible boiled in that(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 5/15 10:53:30
     dipping random **** in cheese sounds like something - cnk MU - 5/15 10:45:29
     Your posts are fat(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 5/15 10:27:13
          You would be a good judge for that - meatiger MU - 5/15 10:28:07
               Yes. As a recovering fatass I am happy to share my testimony - hefeweizen MU - 5/15 10:29:05
     Lol - this is why I love the Shack. Great analysis of the - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/15 10:24:37
     Sounds like you should Fon-don't(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 5/15 10:16:52
          women love those places for some reason - Joeboo MU - 5/15 10:19:36
               They smell like feet(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 5/15 10:27:52
                    The Melting Pot does, its in a dingy, moldy basement(nm) - Joeboo MU - 5/15 10:31:04
                         Yes - very dark too if I remember correctly. I went once - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/15 10:32:08
                              unlike T-boner's wife(nm) - meatiger MU - 5/15 10:37:55
                                   She always comes back.(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/15 10:42:32
               I've never been to one (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 5/15 10:20:27
                    I have been to the Melting Pot one time on the Plaza and - Carlos Rossi MU - 5/15 10:28:28
     Doesn’t bother me at all. Don’t effing go. - alwaysright MU - 5/15 10:13:53
          use the nm feature you lazy *****(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 5/15 10:21:41
               That’s why I don’t wanna - alwaysright MU - 5/15 10:32:31
               why? - meatiger MU - 5/15 10:26:21




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