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Posted on: May 11, 2025 at 00:03:00 CT
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Just My 2 Cents
Where I say the quiet part out loud. I ain’t here to coddle your feelings or hand out emotional support stickers. This is where I call out the nonsense with a little grit, a little sarcasm, and a whole lotta truth. If that offends you—good. That means you needed to hear it.
So Trump drops the mic with one idea—reopen Alcatraz—and suddenly every liberal in America needs a Xanax smoothie and a group therapy Zoom call. The media’s gasping like he just resurrected Hitler, while every blue-haired barista with a bachelor’s in “Feelings & Folklore” is busy writing a 20-part Instagram story on how prisons are “racist trauma factories.” Gimme a break.
Alcatraz isn’t a threat—it’s a damn solution. You act like an uncivilized animal? You get caged. Simple. But we’ve spent the last decade bending over backwards for criminals while the victims get thoughts and prayers and a pamphlet. We let gangbangers, pedos, and fentanyl-slinging human garbage walk the streets because some soy-fed D.A. with a man bun and mommy issues thinks jail is too mean.
Well guess what, buttercup—mean is back in fashion. We’re fresh outta patience and sympathy for losers who treat law and order like a suggestion. You loot stores? Welcome to your new home with no glass to break and no Nike to steal. You sexually assault women or traffic kids? I hope you like the sound of waves crashing while you rot in a 6x9 concrete box. And if you're a corrupt suit in D.C. who's been selling this country out for profit—don’t worry, there’s a cell with your name chiseled in it.
And let’s talk about all these pink-haired college dropouts crying about “mass incarceration.” Look here, princess: If you don’t want mass incarceration, tell your little activist friends to stop committing mass crime. You think prison is too harsh? Good. It’s supposed to suck. It’s a deterrent, not a damn yoga retreat. You want lavender oils and positive affirmations? Go to Whole Foods. You want to act like a rabid freak in public? Alcatraz awaits.
And for the record—this ain’t about race, gender, or any of the 97 mental illnesses y’all pretend to have on Twitter. This is about CRIME. If you hurt innocent people, destroy property, sling dope, or prey on kids, your skin color doesn’t matter—your soul is trash. Period.
Alcatraz should be America’s elite scumbag storage facility. A monument to failure. A final destination for everything that’s wrong with this country—and don’t be surprised when it fills up faster than a gender studies classroom during pride week. Let ‘em cry. Let ‘em protest. We’ll even put a microphone outside the gate so the rest of us can hear how stupid it sounds echoing off those prison walls.
So yes, reopen Alcatraz. Not just to house criminals, but to send a message: We're done negotiating with degenerates. We’re not reasoning with the unreasonable. You screw around—you find out.
And if that hurts your feelings, don't worry—you can always identify as a seagull and fly the hell away.
#Kolbys2Cents
Where I say the quiet part out loud. I ain’t here to coddle your feelings or hand out emotional support stickers. This is where I call out the nonsense with a little grit, a little sarcasm, and a whole lotta truth. If that offends you—good. That means you needed to hear it.
So Trump drops the mic with one idea—reopen Alcatraz—and suddenly every liberal in America needs a Xanax smoothie and a group therapy Zoom call. The media’s gasping like he just resurrected Hitler, while every blue-haired barista with a bachelor’s in “Feelings & Folklore” is busy writing a 20-part Instagram story on how prisons are “racist trauma factories.” Gimme a break.
Alcatraz isn’t a threat—it’s a damn solution. You act like an uncivilized animal? You get caged. Simple. But we’ve spent the last decade bending over backwards for criminals while the victims get thoughts and prayers and a pamphlet. We let gangbangers, pedos, and fentanyl-slinging human garbage walk the streets because some soy-fed D.A. with a man bun and mommy issues thinks jail is too mean.
Well guess what, buttercup—mean is back in fashion. We’re fresh outta patience and sympathy for losers who treat law and order like a suggestion. You loot stores? Welcome to your new home with no glass to break and no Nike to steal. You sexually assault women or traffic kids? I hope you like the sound of waves crashing while you rot in a 6x9 concrete box. And if you're a corrupt suit in D.C. who's been selling this country out for profit—don’t worry, there’s a cell with your name chiseled in it.
And let’s talk about all these pink-haired college dropouts crying about “mass incarceration.” Look here, princess: If you don’t want mass incarceration, tell your little activist friends to stop committing mass crime. You think prison is too harsh? Good. It’s supposed to suck. It’s a deterrent, not a damn yoga retreat. You want lavender oils and positive affirmations? Go to Whole Foods. You want to act like a rabid freak in public? Alcatraz awaits.
And for the record—this ain’t about race, gender, or any of the 97 mental illnesses y’all pretend to have on Twitter. This is about CRIME. If you hurt innocent people, destroy property, sling dope, or prey on kids, your skin color doesn’t matter—your soul is trash. Period.
Alcatraz should be America’s elite scumbag storage facility. A monument to failure. A final destination for everything that’s wrong with this country—and don’t be surprised when it fills up faster than a gender studies classroom during pride week. Let ‘em cry. Let ‘em protest. We’ll even put a microphone outside the gate so the rest of us can hear how stupid it sounds echoing off those prison walls.
So yes, reopen Alcatraz. Not just to house criminals, but to send a message: We're done negotiating with degenerates. We’re not reasoning with the unreasonable. You screw around—you find out.
And if that hurts your feelings, don't worry—you can always identify as a seagull and fly the hell away.
#Kolbys2Cents
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