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Choose your own adventrure Racial Version...
Posted on: May 9, 2025 at 11:27:19 CT
Carlos Rossi MU
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You are reincarnated and you can come back as any race other than the one you are now. You get to choose your race.
Indian (dot) - Hell no. You smell really bad, you poo in rivers, and white women can't stand you. I'm definitely out.
Indian (feather) - could be alright. Hang out at casinos and drink Pine Sol. You are going to be poor, but casinos could make up for that if you hit a big one. Plus you have a medicine bag which would be awesome even though I have no idea what is in it...cocaine would be fun.
Asian - you are instantly born smart, but you have a really small penis. Also - you can't drive well. I couldn't handle the small penis part so I'm out.
Mexican - you are going to be sweaty and work in landscaping which is hard work. You will be poor unless you deal drugs. If you deal drugs you won't live long so I'm out.
Black - you are probably dumb AF, but you are also probably really good at sports. You also probably have a big penis. You will get pulled over for no reason quite a bit, and you won't know how to swim or know who your Dad is.
White - you will either be well off, well educated, and come from money and a hot wife or complete poor trash, a lot of tats, and probably a mullet. Double wides, foutons, and towns like Moberly will be your life along with some incest here and there. Which white you are is a complete coin toss.
This is tough, but I am going to go with Black. A lot of white chicks still like you, good at sports, big penis, you can get swim lessons at 35, you can meet your Dad at 55 when he comes back looking for a handout, and you will likely be driving an old Cadillac Escalade with custom wheels and cool sh*t like that. You are probably an expert at fishing for gar, and you smoke swisher sweets filled with weed.
Getting pulled over constantly, and having to produce 3 times the paperwork for a loan will suck, but it's manageable. You also routinely BBQ at public parks and drink King Cobra all of which I could get used to.
Black it is.
Edited by Carlos Rossi at 11:35:13 on 05/09/25
Indian (dot) - Hell no. You smell really bad, you poo in rivers, and white women can't stand you. I'm definitely out.
Indian (feather) - could be alright. Hang out at casinos and drink Pine Sol. You are going to be poor, but casinos could make up for that if you hit a big one. Plus you have a medicine bag which would be awesome even though I have no idea what is in it...cocaine would be fun.
Asian - you are instantly born smart, but you have a really small penis. Also - you can't drive well. I couldn't handle the small penis part so I'm out.
Mexican - you are going to be sweaty and work in landscaping which is hard work. You will be poor unless you deal drugs. If you deal drugs you won't live long so I'm out.
Black - you are probably dumb AF, but you are also probably really good at sports. You also probably have a big penis. You will get pulled over for no reason quite a bit, and you won't know how to swim or know who your Dad is.
White - you will either be well off, well educated, and come from money and a hot wife or complete poor trash, a lot of tats, and probably a mullet. Double wides, foutons, and towns like Moberly will be your life along with some incest here and there. Which white you are is a complete coin toss.
This is tough, but I am going to go with Black. A lot of white chicks still like you, good at sports, big penis, you can get swim lessons at 35, you can meet your Dad at 55 when he comes back looking for a handout, and you will likely be driving an old Cadillac Escalade with custom wheels and cool sh*t like that. You are probably an expert at fishing for gar, and you smoke swisher sweets filled with weed.
Getting pulled over constantly, and having to produce 3 times the paperwork for a loan will suck, but it's manageable. You also routinely BBQ at public parks and drink King Cobra all of which I could get used to.
Black it is.
Edited by Carlos Rossi at 11:35:13 on 05/09/25
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