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Mrs. Rossi's friend went out with this attorney here in KC

Posted on: April 4, 2025 at 12:09:55 CT
Carlos Rossi STL
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a few times and he works for one of the really big firms. Pretty normal looking white guy attorney.

Anyway - apparently when it came time to go to his bedroom, and do the deed he had a trunk full of animal masks. He asked her to put on like a horsehead mask or an elephant mask or a pig mask. He had like 30 masks she said.

She was so freaked out that she just called an uber. Nothing like pulling out the trunk of animal masks the first time you have sex.

Bold move.
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Mrs. Rossi's friend went out with this attorney here in KC - Carlos Rossi STL - 4/4 12:09:55
     What is the problem?(nm) - Iron DUKE - 4/4 13:55:23
     Better to do it the first attempt than to wait several weeks - DHighlander NWMSU - 4/4 13:25:41
     He didn't even get to the butt plug horse's tail. (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 4/4 13:22:51
     Yeah what's her problem??? - XRob MU - 4/4 12:58:27
          he dodged a bullet(nm) - cnk MU - 4/4 13:04:01
     Jungle law, wasn't it? (damn it cnk beat me to it)(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 4/4 12:50:51
     Damn, go a bit slower next time cnk(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/4 12:34:23
          YOLO(nm) - cnk MU - 4/4 12:50:00
     that's some serial killer sh*t(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 4/4 12:28:44
     I knew cnk was a lawyer(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 4/4 12:27:27
     didn't know cnk was a lawyer(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 4/4 12:15:19
     I didn't realize that cnk was now practicing law(nm) - Joeboo MU - 4/4 12:13:41
          the Jungle Law man inspired me(nm) - cnk MU - 4/4 12:49:12
          DAMMIT!!(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 4/4 12:15:28
          Not sure if he had an opossum mask.(nm) - Carlos Rossi STL - 4/4 12:14:55
               bro.... - CulturedDan MU - 4/4 12:16:00
                    RE: bro.... - Joeboo MU - 4/4 12:22:38
                    Didn' t he have a sex story that involved an opossum? - Carlos Rossi STL - 4/4 12:17:20
                         RE: Didn' t he have a sex story that involved an opossum? - Carlos Rossi STL - 4/4 12:20:04
                              he did. but the reference was the giraffe mask(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 4/4 12:41:41
     Gyro is not normal looking and he only gets so many chances - TigerFan92 STL - 4/4 12:13:28
          Gyro makes them put on 17 fake Rolex's and then covers - Carlos Rossi STL - 4/4 12:26:27
               His idea of a hot date is torching Teslas(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 4/4 12:29:29
     Woof woof, Meow, Oink, Purr. - Nebraska99 STL - 4/4 12:12:01




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