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the trump attacks the zoo
Posted on: March 31, 2025 at 13:55:48 CT
JG MU
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-orders-crackdown-on-wrong-ideology-at-nations-top-zoo/
" The zoo is filled with all these foreign animals. They
are emptying their menageries , their roadside attractions,
their petting zoos and sending them to us. It's really a disgrace. I 've been told they have Chinese alligators. What's wrong with American alligators. I'm ordering they be put on display immediately. And they have these Chinese pandas! We should have big beautiful polar bears
because they are so big and have such a beautiful color.....
flunky: Umm sir , while there are polar bears in Alaska there are a lot more of them in Canada
the trump: Well then no polar bears. What kind of bears do we have in America?
flunky: well we have black bears
the trump: we don't want any DEI bears in our beautiful American zoo
flunky: well we also have grizzly bears
the trump: yes big beautiful grizzly bears
flunky: but they are a type of brown bear
the trump: well then no bears. what about raccoons?
we should have a zoo full of coons
flunkies: (giggling). yes excellent sir, just the right kind of message for your du....errr base.
the trump: so nothing but America first animals like
squirrels and pigeons
flunky: sir pigeons aren't originally native to America
the trump: prepare me an EO. All pigeons to be immediately deported
flunky: yes Mr President
the trump : we could have house sparrows and starlings
one flunky to the other: nevermind, doubt he could handle it and we already have too much to do with the pigeons
the trump: what about sharks. An American zoo should have
Great White Sharks, big beautiful Europe eating sharks
flunky: excellent Mr President. Now we have to catch Air Force one for your next golfing trip. Mar-a Lago has
a power bill due in a few day.
and the beat goes on
" The zoo is filled with all these foreign animals. They
are emptying their menageries , their roadside attractions,
their petting zoos and sending them to us. It's really a disgrace. I 've been told they have Chinese alligators. What's wrong with American alligators. I'm ordering they be put on display immediately. And they have these Chinese pandas! We should have big beautiful polar bears
because they are so big and have such a beautiful color.....
flunky: Umm sir , while there are polar bears in Alaska there are a lot more of them in Canada
the trump: Well then no polar bears. What kind of bears do we have in America?
flunky: well we have black bears
the trump: we don't want any DEI bears in our beautiful American zoo
flunky: well we also have grizzly bears
the trump: yes big beautiful grizzly bears
flunky: but they are a type of brown bear
the trump: well then no bears. what about raccoons?
we should have a zoo full of coons
flunkies: (giggling). yes excellent sir, just the right kind of message for your du....errr base.
the trump: so nothing but America first animals like
squirrels and pigeons
flunky: sir pigeons aren't originally native to America
the trump: prepare me an EO. All pigeons to be immediately deported
flunky: yes Mr President
the trump : we could have house sparrows and starlings
one flunky to the other: nevermind, doubt he could handle it and we already have too much to do with the pigeons
the trump: what about sharks. An American zoo should have
Great White Sharks, big beautiful Europe eating sharks
flunky: excellent Mr President. Now we have to catch Air Force one for your next golfing trip. Mar-a Lago has
a power bill due in a few day.
and the beat goes on
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the trump attacks the zoo - JG A - 3/31 13:55:48