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Posted on: January 28, 2025 at 09:40:19 CT
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Edited by hokie at 09:45:38 on 01/28/25
Another two hostages reportedly dead, as negotiation stall.
Incoming illegal immigrants sue US government as some of the new apps fail to work properly.
Imprisoned Jan 6 insurrectionists drop lawsuits against government as family members are harassed by DOJ and FIB.
Military to give meritorious service medals to all active duty soldiers who pass CRT training as all black soldiers to get bronze stars for valor.
President Harris to send additional aid packages to Hamas in Gaza.
VP Wals goes on fact-finding mission to California. Doesn't find any.
Speaker Hakeem Jeffries supports 32 hour work week for government employees.
Harris accuses GOP of slow walking her confirmations. Blames racism, transphobia and misogyny.
Harris tells NATO they no longer need to pay into their defense funding. "We've got your backs" she says proudly.
Taxes to increase by 15% as aid to Ukraine doubles. "They need our help" exclaims president Harris.
Chinese warships blockade Taiwan. Harris tells Taiwan to pay China for protection.
Mexico demands money from the US for the gift of their laborers. President Harris in negotiations.
Greenland enters into negotiations to buy the United States.
Chinese warships block US merchants from using Panama Canal. VP wals in negotiations.
Tri lateral negotiations between the US, Luxembourg and Costa Rica to end world hunger.
DNC to purchase Twitter and ban hate speech that attacks current administration. "Racism has no place in America today."
FIB arrests and detains, political message board user who called vice president, "Coco, the monkey". "Hate has no safe haven in this country."
Jewish students on American campuses expelled for complaining about threats and beatings on campus.
President Harris, dispatches US military to the southern border to assist in processing new citizens.
In a show of friendship and solidarity president Zelenskyy gives president Harris and Secretary of State joy Behar, and attorney General Woopsie Goldberg wet T-shirts for the upcoming transpride parade in Miami.
Secretary of education joy reid announces free college tuition and universal acceptance for all black students, trans students and foreign students. Harvard Praises the move, saying diversity and welcoming all students makes us stronger.
Edited by hokie at 09:45:38 on 01/28/25
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