What a fascinating DADGUM TURN OF EVENTS!!!1
Posted on: December 11, 2024 at 18:36:06 CT
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I had a DADGUM SUSPICION someone on the internet was watching my every move because the sheriff has been coming by even more than usual and my GOLL DURN TEETH FILLINGS ARE KILLING ME!!!!11
On the one hand, I guess I should watch myself. I don't want to give Mizzou a bad name on accident EVEN THOUGH THE COACHES AND THE ADMINISTRATION ARE GOLL DURN TERRIBLE AND SHOULD HAVE DADGUM BUTTS FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!11
On the other hand, I am concerned that either I or the owners of that Twitter feed are going to prison. Part of my probation terms, in addition to the requirement that I stay 300 feet from children at all times, is that I cannot post on any social media. I begged the judge for a Tigerboard exception and he acquiesced because ZOUNAMI AND ALL MY GOLL DURN BEST FRIENDS ARE HERE!!!!!!!11
Thank you.