And Jesus and the disciples walked down the path towards
Posted on: November 5, 2024 at 11:14:52 CT
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Nazareth, but the path was blocked by a giant brontosaurus with a splinter in his paw.
And the disciples did run a-shriek' and "WHAT A BIG F*CKING LIZARD, LORD!" But Jesus was unafraid. And he took the splinter from the brontosaurus' paw and the brontosaurus became his friend.
And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch oh, so many years attracting fat American families with their fat f*cking dollars to look for the Loch Ness Monster. And oh, the Scots did praise the Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord.
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