WE NEED TO KEEP THE DADGUM PLAYERS FROM OUR 0-19 SEASON!!1

Posted on: May 20, 2024 at 14:50:29 CT

I don't understand why so many of the GOLL DURN MORANS HERE CAN'T SEE THIS OBVIOUS FACT!!!11

I AM PULLING MY GOLL DURN HAIR OUT!!!!111

This DADGUM URBAN GOLL DURN RAZZLE-DAZZLER COACH wants to bring in new players after going 0-19 in SEC play. WHAT WILL THAT SOLVE???????????/// NOTHING!!!!11

All we have now is some transfers who can shoot and rebound. BUT GATES WILL NEVER TEACH ANY OF THEM TO THROW A CRISP GOLL DURN CHEST PASS!!!!!!!!11 So all is DADGUM LOST!!!!!!!11

Woe! WOE!!!!!!!11 DADGUM WOE!!!!!!!!!!11

If anyone wants to come to Shady Lane tonight with Zounami and me to drink ZIMA!!!!11 and try out latex masks, you have an open invitation.

Thank you.

Edited by Mothball at 14:51:54 on 05/20/24