Missouri Tigers Athletics :: Mizzou College Sports :: TigerBoard.com :: If she made 50k a year she’d be a 5. She’s just well groomed

Mahomes to be in SI swimsuit issue - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 2/8 12:16:30

She is not hideous - DevilsAdvocate KC - 2/8 15:32:50

Her eyes and mouth are kinda weird and her personality - alwaysright MU - 2/8 17:19:07

you don't know her personally. she came across as fine in - blake1771 MU - 2/8 20:49:26

Step 1: dumping beer on people and getting upset - alwaysright MU - 2/9 07:12:57

I'd take her before T. Swift. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 2/8 15:54:30

this is an interesting debate. not sure which way i'd go - phrejd MU - 2/8 15:58:26

T-swift - TigerNuts KC - 2/8 16:22:31

I’d **** her with a ball gag in (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 15:39:34

you shack-killing sonofa*****(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 2/8 15:22:02

She is nowhere near a 10 but she is an attractive woman. - DHighlander NWMSU - 2/8 13:30:55

If she made 50k a year she’d be a 5. She’s just well groomed - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 13:54:14

Have you been around American women lately? - El-ahrairah BAMA - 2/8 17:17:01

She's a Cuba 8, KC 5.(nm) - BigSlickTiger MU - 2/8 14:06:50

Are we talking about Cuba, Missouri?(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 2/8 15:36:06

Shes not that high in Cuba. I could name many girls - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 14:08:56

how many lick b-hole?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/8 14:14:19

That was a Saint James Slag (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 14:16:18

name 5 - phrejd MU - 2/8 14:09:46

RE: name 5 - TigerNuts KC - 2/8 15:04:59

agreed...body is rockin' but so are a lot of 20-something - TigerNuts KC - 2/8 13:56:45

yeah she's had 2 kids. getting her body back to that stage - phrejd MU - 2/8 14:06:55

My wife had 2 kids. Everything snapped back perfectly except - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 14:09:45

how did you start that conversation? - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/8 14:13:33

She’s not blind. She wanted them (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 14:15:53

what's a nice set run these days?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/8 14:16:35

new or used? (nm) - phrejd MU - 2/8 16:03:45

10k(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 14:18:30

that's a nice 4-wheeler, bro (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 2/8 14:46:29

damn, I'm paying 1600 a month for day care - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/8 14:20:54

Tell me about it. I don’t pay quite that much for daycare… i - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 14:25:15

The boat is not a necessity Wildcat(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 2/8 15:31:58

That’s like your opinion, man (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 16:16:49

i've started drinking yeungling light because it's cheaper - phrejd MU - 2/8 14:58:12

Yea its pretty good (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 15:01:29

either of them yours? (nm) - phrejd MU - 2/8 14:11:11

The titties? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 2/8 14:46:41

maybe (nm) - phrejd MU - 2/8 15:03:20

They both appear to be from a facial standpoint (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 14:25:50

someone say kid facials? - kaw (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 2/8 16:07:54

you know that's not how babies are made, right? (nm) - phrejd MU - 2/8 14:56:59

gross(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 2/8 14:27:55

That picture... - XRob MU

- 2/8 13:13:23

lol there's an entire subreddit dedicated to hating on her - Joeboo MU

- 2/8 13:08:01

I'm guessing that subreddit hasn't had a ton to post - BigSlickTiger MU - 2/8 13:31:34

Swift box probably has special rules to protect Taylor - ChinaTiger KC - 2/8 13:51:25

tell me more about Swift's box(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 2/8 14:01:27

i'm still not totally convinced she doesn't have a penis - phrejd MU - 2/8 14:09:19

[taps sign] - CulturedDan MU

- 2/8 14:23:09

First trannies now this - AWOLTiger KC - 2/8 12:57:42

Average Shacker - B. Mahomes is fugly - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 2/8 13:22:28

Heh. Sure - AWOLTiger KC - 2/8 14:50:19

My wife is better looking than Brittany Mahomes (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 14:06:53

That is because you are a stud(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 2/8 15:10:10

you're not an average shacker though. Like me - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 2/8 15:04:49

I’m aging like milk but I was dashing 12 years ago - TheWildcat MU

- 2/8 15:14:43

to be fair, though - TigerNuts KC - 2/8 13:27:44

i think its just the tooth to gum ratio - colonel angus beef KC - 2/8 13:47:57

I'm shocked they didn't invite Gyro's wife... - Carlos Rossi KC - 2/8 12:36:31

They should have an SI Mom's Edition... - Gyro MU

- 2/8 12:39:15

I thought hey fired everybody (nm) - meatiger MU - 2/8 12:23:58

they're making the models submit their own photos(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 2/8 12:35:33

Did his drunk dad take the pic?(nm) - meatiger MU - 2/8 13:28:12

RE: they're making the models submit their own photos(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 2/8 12:38:32

^^^ also this ^^^(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 2/8 12:31:26

RE: ^^^ also this ^^^(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 2/8 12:31:59

They stopped using attractive models several years ago (nm) - Columbian Gold MU - 2/8 12:18:30

RE: They stopped using attractive models several years ago (nm) - BigSlickTiger MU - 2/8 13:28:03

I think SI had her looking the best - bagpipertiger MU - 2/8 12:44:11

Yikes a bunch of guys with uggo wives flipping out (nm) - Columbian Gold MU - 2/8 12:24:43

no, only a gay man would find her unattractive(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/8 12:26:07

RE: Yikes a bunch of guys with uggo wives flipping out (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 2/8 12:25:56

I'll bet the house your signifcant other is a ****ing goblin - TheShoe STL - 2/8 12:24:12

lol(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 2/8 15:33:42

maybe thats just when you were told to feel attacked. - colonel angus beef KC - 2/8 12:23:06

Is Britanny Mahomes not attractive to you? - tgr MU

- 2/8 12:22:41

I don't find her attractive; just don't dig her face - 90Tiger STL - 2/8 15:03:13

she’s unattractive (nm) - pickle MU

- 2/8 12:44:21

butterface - Joeboo MU

- 2/8 12:24:33

Pretty acceptable butterface - Grasslands MU - 2/8 15:19:54

Body is 6/10 - Columbian Gold MU - 2/8 12:32:18

Dude you live in Columbia...not Colombia... - Gyro MU

- 2/8 12:37:45

we're measuing on different scales here - Joeboo MU

- 2/8 12:35:02

Well, she's no MTG(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/8 12:33:31

oh sure, drag other species into this(nm) - TheShoe STL - 2/8 12:36:11

far from a butterface. Chelsea Handler and Sandra Bernhard - hefeweizen MU

- 2/8 12:27:19

I don't agree with Chelse Handler. Back in the day, she - tgr MU

- 2/8 12:32:19

3 decades of smoking and drinking wore her down - Joeboo MU

- 2/8 12:36:06

there can be varying degrees of butterface for sure - Joeboo MU

- 2/8 12:29:48

Varying Degrees Of Butterface - Band Name.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 2/8 12:31:45

Only from the 90’s - Grasslands MU - 2/8 15:24:58

yes(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/8 12:32:09

She is kind of like the Seinfeld two face girl (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/8 12:31:14

This ^^^(nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 2/8 12:32:34

LOL, Sandra Bernhard seems random as hell, but you - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/8 12:28:51

if they ever do a Steven Tyler biopic she would have a good - lqf2b8 MU - 2/8 12:35:16

RE: if they ever do a Steven Tyler biopic she would have a good - colonel angus beef KC - 2/8 13:09:41

She had a killer bod with a face like Lurch(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/8 12:29:47

I read that first as a face like lunch and I thought that - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/8 12:32:24

i'd say her face is pretty on par with Handler(nm) - TigerA MU - 2/8 12:28:40

agree. Only difference is age, really(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 2/8 12:30:43

stopped using "only" attractive models(nm) - TigerA MU - 2/8 12:21:21

If you think she is unattractive in that pic then you are - hefeweizen MU

- 2/8 12:20:37

What makes fatties attracted to surfboards? - Columbian Gold MU - 2/8 12:23:17

Wait so now she's fat? lol(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/8 12:23:44

No, she's the surfboard (nm) - Columbian Gold MU - 2/8 12:24:13

^^^^gay(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/8 12:24:42

^^^^fat - Columbian Gold MU - 2/8 12:26:31

enjoy sucking all that cock(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/8 12:27:46

would (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 2/8 12:16:51

Same and would be playing Patrick's highlight reel in my - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/8 12:26:36

If she made 50k a year she’d be a 5. She’s just well groomed

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