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There are dumb Christians who believe dinosaurs walked the

Posted on: December 15, 2023 at 12:50:12 CT
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Earth with humans because they are so stupid they think an fictitious animal described with a Hebrew idiom for a large penis was describing a dinosaur.

Job 40

16 Its strength is in its loins
and its power in the muscles of its belly.
17 It makes its tail stiff like a cedar;
the sinews of its thighs are knit together.

That is Hebrew poetry describing the penis of Behemoth to indicate its virility.

Dumb Christians just think it is speaking of a long tail and say it was an apatosaurus.

Edited by TigerMatt at 12:53:35 on 12/15/23
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hilarious - pickle MU - 12/15 11:41:07
     You can probably imagine how this is being received - Eggs MU - 12/15 12:28:19
          They called themselves a satanic TEMPLE. And you don't - hokie VT - 12/15 12:46:04
               There are dumb Christians who believe dinosaurs walked the - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 12:50:12
                    RE: There are dumb Christians who believe dinosaurs walked the - sarasotatiger MU - 12/15 13:22:25
                         They are chaos monsters mistaken by Christians who have not - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 13:25:29
                    Change the subject and attack. The OP is about a satanic - hokie VT - 12/15 12:55:59
                         They are atheists dummy. They don’t believe in Satan.(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 12:57:50
                              And you know this, how exactly? From their flyer? Do you - hokie VT - 12/15 13:04:10
                                   they stated they view satan as a literary character, hokie (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 12/15 13:06:38
                                        Well since they stated it, it must be true. Nm - hokie VT - 12/15 13:10:51
                                             do you understand how indoctrinated with fear you are? (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 12/15 14:06:04
                                             When all the evidence is in front of you and you still - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 13:12:04
                                                  All of the "evidence" seems to be in the form of statements - hokie VT - 12/15 13:22:53
                                                       So your misconceptions are truth. And you’ll ignore what - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 13:29:06
                                   They have a website idiot. They’ve been around a long time(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 13:05:21
                                        Well, if they have a website, and they've been around for - hokie VT - 12/15 13:15:21
                                             There is something seriously wrong with you. I don’t know - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 13:17:29
                                                  same helmet he had as a kid - ashtray UF - 12/15 13:18:21
               So the Baptists are ok - JayHoaxH8r MU - 12/15 12:49:49
                    The thread is not about Baptists. It's about satanists and - hokie VT - 12/15 12:57:27
                         you're choosing willful ignorance again (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 12/15 13:07:09
                              He’s more interested in being outraged over something - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 13:08:34
                         No one can help your stupidity but yourself. They don’t - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 12:59:30
               calm down, Mary (nm) - pickle MU - 12/15 12:47:11
               Damn you are ignorant. (nm) - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 12:47:06
          oh, yes (nm) - pickle MU - 12/15 12:40:36
     Idiots feeding the trolls.(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 11:59:48
          You believe this... - hokie VT - 12/15 12:36:09
               Yes. I am not an idiot. The Satanic Temple is an atheist - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 12:46:22
                    RE: Yes. I am not an idiot. The Satanic Temple is an atheist - sarasotatiger MU - 12/15 13:25:52
                         oh, my (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 12/15 14:22:05
                         lol (nm) - pickle MU - 12/15 13:34:44
                         Can’t worship what you don’t believe in. If anything they - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 13:32:56
                    Of course. Who wouldn't want their kids taught science by - hokie VT - 12/15 12:59:51
                         lol you are hopeless (nm) - pickle MU - 12/15 13:11:55
                         lol (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 12/15 13:07:46
                         They aren’t Satanists. You keep running your mouth like a - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 13:01:06
               It's funny that you have to conclude, despite zero evidence, - 90Tiger STL - 12/15 12:43:58
                    I'm sure you have overwhelming evidence, like a flyer, - hokie VT - 12/15 12:53:36
                         do you have evidence to prove otherwise? - ashtray UF - 12/15 13:02:18
                         Dummy. They are atheists that use religious loopholes to - TigerMatt STL - 12/15 12:55:38
               yes. do you not do any research of your own? (nm) - pickle MU - 12/15 12:41:16
               First amendment - JayHoaxH8r MU - 12/15 12:36:46
                    first amendment is irrelevant - pickle MU - 12/15 12:42:32
                         Free speech - JayHoaxH8r MU - 12/15 12:43:24
                              they don’t have to - pickle MU - 12/15 12:54:00
                              over your head. this school isn't congress. it's not a 1st - 90Tiger STL - 12/15 12:44:34
                                   With federal funding it becomes a first amendment issue - JayHoaxH8r MU - 12/15 12:50:15
                                        yawn, no (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 12/15 13:08:14
                                             Equal Access Law of 1984 - JayHoaxH8r MU - 12/15 13:12:20
                                                  So you're an unconstitutionalist like JG, got it (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 12/15 14:21:40
                                                       dumb - JayHoaxH8r MU - 12/15 14:28:52
                                        no (nm) - pickle MU - 12/15 12:54:13
     Wrong board(nm) - tman MU - 12/15 11:42:44




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