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My parents almost gave me an experimental growth hormone

Posted on: December 13, 2023 at 11:10:19 CT
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that some veterinarian friends of ours in CoMo gave to their son.

My parents elected not to do it for lack of certainty as to what the side effects would be.

Their friends' kid wound up being 6'10". Played hoops for Rock Bridge and then for Mizzou under Norm Stewart on the Doug Smith/Anthony Peeler teams. His name was Jim Horton, which should ring a bell to many.

So yeah, Munchkin Lawyer was a hair's breath away from being a 6'10" Tate Decker sized Flying Aardvark. I probably would have had three arms and the IQ of a watermelon, but I would have started a brawl with Raef LaFrentz and Scot Pollard of ku I can promise you that.

Edited by McMuffin at 11:11:41 on 12/13/23
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                    My freshman year at Mizzou I attended the Sun Bowl. . . - Tigerborn MU - 12/13 12:02:26
                         you rumble with any jocks? - colonel angus beef KC - 12/13 12:06:48
     steroids in Tyson Chicken...same thing that made my boys - tigerinhogtown STL - 12/13 11:04:14
          My parents almost gave me an experimental growth hormone - McMuffin MU - 12/13 11:10:19
               Exogenous HGH is whack. HGH inducing peptides on the - lqf2b8 MU - 12/13 19:16:17
               The Hortons lived up the street from us on . . . - Tigerborn MU - 12/13 14:45:59
               Horton was a huge pu$$y - Diamond Dave MU - 12/13 11:22:40
                    His main skill on the court was definitely being 6'10" - McMuffin MU - 12/13 11:26:22
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               I feel like being 6'10" would be terrible - Joeboo MU - 12/13 11:11:49
                    The good thing - meatiger MU - 12/13 11:18:31
                         RE: The good thing - Joeboo MU - 12/13 11:25:14
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                                        0 - Joeboo MU - 12/13 11:37:05
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