Informed guide to casting your ballot in 2024

Posted on: November 24, 2023 at 12:29:30 CT

Now as we all are aware of, if you vote dem or repub then
you ARE the problem. But most voters can not overcome the false dichotomy of the liberal party. For those that continue to be the problem , here are the facts:

issue.................dem.............repub
economy..........socialist, economy...socialist, economy
....................perform better.......performs worse
crime..................soft on.......... pro
environment..........tepid on............anti
democracy............generally pro........anti
bench legislating.....DCW................RCW
border security.......meh................meh, but
.......................................secretly hate it
gerrymandering........pro................RCW
war....................love it...........love it
........................................but lie about it
foreign relations.....bad at it.......totally suck at it
education...........SJW top priority....SIW top priority
illegal drugs........no problems........love em
wild spending........DCW.................RCW
divisive politics.....meh.................RCW
freedom.............depends on issue....depends on issue
lies and gaslighting...pro...............RCW

Edited by JG at 13:12:28 on 11/24/23