Luke 6:27-36 - Smugs International Version

Posted on: October 10, 2023 at 09:25:33 CT

27 “But I say to you who hear, "Love" [wink wink] your enemies, do eye for eye to those who hate you, 28 blast those who curse you, predator drone for those who abuse you. 29 To one who strikes you on the cheek, it's shock and awe time, and from one who takes away your cloak do not offer your tunic, for that makes you gay. 30 Give to deserving people who begs from you, and from one who takes away your goods do not demand them back (just take it). 31 And as you predict that others would do to you, do so to them.

32 “If you love those who love you, that's called an alliance! For even sinners love those who love them (see, it makes sense) 33 And if you do good to those who do good to you, what benefit is that to you? (LOL it's a lot) For even sinners do the same (again, makes sense, right?). 34 And if you lend to those from whom you expect to receive, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners, to get back the same amount. 35 But love your enemies, and do good, and lend, expecting nothing in return, and your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High (whatever) for he is kind to the ungrateful and the evil (see, not your job). 36 Be "merciful" [wink wink], even as your Father is merciful.