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there's a lot of really bad beards out there. If your beard

Posted on: September 19, 2023 at 12:56:58 CT

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is more than about 1" long, 99% chance you look like an unkept hobo

Jason Kelce is about the extreme end of the beard length spectrum for still looking decent.

Beard longer than his - hobo

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Any time I see an attractive woman, then notice she has - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 9/19 12:05:24

agree. if they need a tat to get noticed, forget it(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 9/20 16:06:39

"I lose the interest". LOL... - Gyro MU

- 9/20 08:17:51

So without a tattoo - meatiger MU - 9/19 15:45:58

not a fan, mainly because i don't like when folks are - phrejd MU - 9/19 14:29:24

Immediate turn-off for me, but I'm an old fart(nm) - Tptiger MU - 9/19 14:18:58

There is no such thing as a chick that got more attractive - JG MU

- 9/19 13:18:50

I've got 15 tattoo's(nm) - playhard KC - 9/19 13:02:05

where did you serve time? - Ferg MU - 9/19 13:57:52

How many Mahomes tats do you have?(nm) - tigerdb MU - 9/19 13:09:21

the phases of Mahomes' erection from flaccid to Brittany - MizzouAstro MU

- 9/19 13:13:43

Your dick collage counts as 1, not 15(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 9/19 13:04:13

Do micro tattoos actually count as tattoos?(nm) - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/19 13:05:27

You'd have to knock me out to get one of those - playhard KC - 9/19 13:08:24

It expands - playhard KC - 9/19 13:05:23

tattoos on women are attractive and sexy - pickle MU

- 9/19 12:51:15

Definitely (nm) - mizzoumurfkc KC - 9/20 09:23:04

Skankapottamus sighting(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/19 15:37:57

Agreed. It pretty much depends on the work for me. If - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/19 12:53:19

No Regerts(nm) - Mormad MU - 9/19 12:55:01

Don't like them at all - Mizzou Lou KC - 9/19 12:45:03

face and neck tats basically state - Joeboo MU

- 9/19 12:51:53

Might as well learn a good meth recipe or learn how to mass - Mizzou Lou KC - 9/19 12:54:12

Tattoos with the date of someone's death are also freaky. - AllThingsKC KC - 9/19 12:49:05

They look like crap along the highway and winding roads too - Mizzou Lou KC - 9/19 12:51:16

You know what's a lot worse than tattoos? - XRob MU

- 9/19 12:46:43

Beards - Mormad MU - 9/19 12:48:56

there's a lot of really bad beards out there. If your beard - Joeboo MU

- 9/19 12:56:58

I was talking about beards on women - Mormad MU - 9/19 12:57:56

Yeah! and pubic hair that goes half way down the thighs - XRob MU

- 9/19 12:52:40

Should never extend beyond the barbed wire tattoo - Mormad MU - 9/19 12:55:49

How about a nice bleached anus? Better or worse than - Mizzou Lou KC - 9/19 12:52:21

Right? Get a freaking scrap book or a bigger hard drive - Mizzou Lou KC - 9/19 12:48:54

When I see an attractive woman - Cosmo MU

- 9/19 12:44:17

Tattoos are white trash. - TigerMook MU - 9/19 12:35:36

Kind of agree(nm) - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 9/19 13:11:08

no. one of humankind’s oldest cultural practices - pickle MU

- 9/19 12:46:05

brown people can get bad tattoos too(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 9/19 12:45:52

judge much? Are military vets and rock band members all - bluesox7 MU - 9/19 12:38:02

Yes. - TigerMook MU - 9/19 13:01:18

and what about roadies, ex cons, carnies, and hobos (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/19 12:48:03

What about doctors, lawyers, engineers, CEOs? (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/19 12:52:26

In line with adult bookshop workers, bb refs, and drifters(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/19 12:55:02

LOL, I do like how you slipped the bb refs in there (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/19 12:57:33

All trash(nm) - Mormad MU - 9/19 12:54:14

this is biker gang erasure(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 9/19 12:48:49

most are(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 9/19 12:46:41

Well, yes - Mizzou Lou KC - 9/19 12:46:19

I had a co-manager who summed up tattoos perfectly - XRob MU

- 9/19 12:31:36

Overheard a guy at the gym who had tats including one - alstl MU - 9/19 12:39:29

That lack of vision is why he was only a co-manager. (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/19 12:32:23

I don't find them attractive. I'm not looking for - SabertoothTiger MU - 9/19 12:17:13

Same - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 9/19 12:21:50

I've never seen one on women or men where I thought... - Nebraska99 STL - 9/19 12:13:08

pretty much this(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 9/19 12:18:03

RE: I've never seen one on women or men where I thought... - Joeboo MU

- 9/19 12:16:14

I used to be that way, but having one now means - Eggs MU - 9/19 12:09:24

"BONER GARAGE" tramp stamp with arrows pointing down?"(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/19 12:49:07

RE: "BONER GARAGE" tramp stamp with arrows pointing down?"(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 9/19 13:01:08

sweet tats, brah! (nm) - bluesox7 MU - 9/19 12:37:04

so you pulled the trigger and got the mustache tatoo on your - MizzouAstro MU

- 9/19 12:32:41

Nope, it was a replica of the penis cumming gif - Eggs MU - 9/19 12:34:19

bold choice for a neck tat(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 9/19 12:35:41

That's where the vaginal spray tat is going to go(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/19 12:38:13

that will frame your face nicely(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 9/19 12:38:56

^^^has a tat of cnk’s face above his butthole (nm) - McMuffin MU - 9/19 12:10:47

Next to the one of you, son(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/19 12:11:44

With GAG above both pictures(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/19 12:12:53

Opps…(nm) - McMuffin MU - 9/19 12:18:57

That one is on my ball sac(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/19 12:28:50

RE: Any time I see an attractive woman, then notice she has - scan MU - 9/19 12:09:04

woman or tattoo? - colonel angus beef KC - 9/19 12:16:13

RE: woman or tattoo? - scan MU - 9/19 12:21:46

I'm with you. Glad I am married and out of the dating pool - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/19 12:08:02

Yup, it's rare to meet one who has 0 anymore(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/19 12:09:58