FOX AND FRIENDS KEEPS NOT REPORTING THE LATEST CATTURD POLL

Posted on: August 18, 2023 at 08:45:39 CT

WHERE I AM BEATING BIDEN BY A THOUSAND POINTS, AND I AM NOT EVEN RUNNING AGAINST BIDEN. I AM RUNNING AGAINST GAVIN NEWSOM (A FRIEND OF MINE) AND I AM BEATING GAVIN BY A LOT. THEY PURPOSELY SHOW THE WORST PICTURES OF MY ORANGE HAIR, AND GAVIN HAS VERY NICE HAIR, THANKS TO ALL THE HAIR PRODUCTS HE IS GETTING FROM OUR GREAT FIRST LADY. I WISH GAVIN WOULD TELL ME WHERE SHE IS. MEANWHILE, "FANI" (LIKE NOT "FUNNY," get it?) NEVER INDICTED "BRIAN" KEMP, EVEN THOUGH I BEAT "BRIAN" IN GEORGIA BY A LOT. "BRIAN," WHO IS NOT EVEN A REAL GOVERNOR, RAN AGAINST DAVID "MILKTOAST" PURDUE WHO I ENDORCED TWICE, AND HE LOST BOTH TIMES, BECAUSE HE IS A STONE COLD LOSER. HE WAS DROPPING LIKE A ROCK, AND AFTER I ENDORCED HIM HE WAS ABLE TO LOSE BY ONLY 50 POINTS. I THINK DAVID WOULD MAKE A GREAT VP. ON MONDAY, I AM GOING TO PRESENT A LARGE REPORT, WHICH IS EVEN LARGER THAN THE ONE I HAD LAST JANUARY, AND MUCH COMPLEXER THAN THE ONE I HAD LAST JUNE, AND IS A LOT DETAILER THAN THE ONE THAT I HAD THIS FEBRUARY, TO SHOW IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT STACY ABRAMS (WHO I CALL "BEAUTIFUL STACY") IS THE REAL GOVERNOR OF GEORGIA. I WILL SOON INVITE BEAUTIFUL STACY, AND BEAUTIFUL HILARY, AND BEAUTIFUL BRUCE JENNER TO PARTICIPATE IN MY MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. MY SOURCES TELL ME CRAZY MIKE LINDELL (NICE GUY!) IS WORKING ON ANOTHER MOVIE CALLED "TRUMP VOTES I FOUND UNDER MYPILLOW." IT WILL COME OUT RIGHT AFTER HIS DOCUMENTARY OF DESANCTIMOUNIOUS STEALING ELECTION FROM CHARLIE CRIST, WHO STOLE ELECTION FROM NIKKI FRIED (WHO I CALL "BEAUTIFUL NIKKI.") I WANTED TO INVITE HER TO MY PAGEANT TOO, BUT THEY TELL ME PORN STARS ARE NOT ALLOWED. AND THEY WANT ME TO DEBATE!