IHave spotted the potential fatal flaw in Jack Smiths trials
Posted on: August 5, 2023 at 13:31:28 CT
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Presented in dramatic form by JG:
Judge Chutkan: We will now hear the closing remarks from the defendant
Random Trump lawyer: ladies, gentleman and democrats of the jury. You have heard weeks of testimony about the many crimes
committed by my client. No one can doubt it sounds very damning. But here is the rub. Of the dozens and dozens and dozens of endless parade of those claiming my client behaved in such a treasonous, seditionist insurrectionist manner- not one was a democrat or a conservative. They were all self identified Trumplicans........
{huge gasp from the courtroom and loud murmuring and grumbling}
Judge Chutkun: ORDER ORDER . I will clear this court
Rando: As you can obviously see EVERYBODY understands that Trumplicans lie all the time about everything even when the truth would serve them better. So you must admit you must acquit!
Edited by JG at 13:32:45 on 08/05/23