Working Theory

Posted on: July 31, 2023 at 13:14:56 CT

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."

A theory is only as good as it can withstand criticism, debate and counter arguments. I have developed a theory that neatly includes all known facts. I am not sure that it can be tested with our present day technology but at the end I have developed a series of tests which may or may not confirm the theory.

The observations which form the basis of the theory:

-Donald Trump is a very stupid, very dishonest , utterly lacking in human morality, with no empathy towards any other human beings except where he would get a perceived benefit. (such as giving to charity and loudly publicizing that he did, etc).

-Donald J Trump regularly lies and gaslights any who would listen to him, usually with no grounds in reality and which form no basis in which to believe him.

-Donald J Trump is the most corrupt and criminal politician , perhaps in history but certainly who have somehow gained control of the Presidency.

-Donald J Trump has an otherwise inexplicable following of loyal dedicated psychophants who parrot his words
(and sometimes deeds) in the most unusual way. Tjhey can never defend or justify these words which wither upon the most casual of scrutiny. Instead they will ad hom, strawman, flee like a Toro, and other techniques that avoid facing facts.

-no one not under this mysterious phenomena can understand or explain why this is. (till now)


I call this Theory- The Village of the Trumped

Which is:

Donald J Trump is a very stupid very dishonest shapeshifting reptilian alien. He has either some inate psychic ability or perhaps an unknown technology that can control very very weak minds and command them to do his bidding.

Well there you have it. That theory occam razors the shiite out of the facts, I doubt anyone not a member of the Village of the Trumped could or would deny it.

I was able to develop this theory over the past few weeks. While back I saw Liz Harrington defending
and repeating Trump's BS and I just couldn't put my finger on why she was so off. Then I saw her again and she looked and acted the same way- vacant soulless eyes staring blankly as she repeated the exact same BS in the exact same rote words and VIOLA the theory was thrust on to me.

Now as you can see there is nothing known that contradicts the theory. But can it be tested?

What is unknown is if and how this inhuman command over the simpletons can be broken and how long it takes to wear off. What we need are a series of Trumplicans to volunteer. I propose 8 are used as controls, where they do nothing but state their opinion of Trump at the beginning and at the end of the experiment.
We need 8, two of each who will wear tin foil hats for 1 hr, 1 day , 1 week and 1 month. They wil be asked to state their opinion of Trump before wearing the hat and immedieately before taking it off. We need 8 two of each for 1 hr , 1 day, 1 week and 1 month who will sit in a Faraday cage and then take the survey as per the tin hatters. And finally 8, two of each for the same period samd survey who will sit in a Faraday Cage AND wear tin foil hats.

Well that is 32 people, so you see the problem all of our board Trumplicans probably are no more than 8 different people to begin with......