I was in Orlando earlier this week for work
Posted on: June 9, 2023 at 13:30:56 CT
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first off, I'm not sure that city should exist. It can **** right off with being hot and boring.
Anyway, I was at the airport bar drinking some wine, because I'm a fancy little *****, but I digress. A drunk ass lady and her beau sat down next to me on their way to Cincinnati, a city that straddles two ****hole states in Ohio and Kentucky. We get to chatting, because while I'm a fancy little *****, I'm sociable and polite. She finds out what I do for a living and asks if I want to date her daughter. Her daughter is 24 so I say that's too young for me (I'm mid 40s, but like other fancy little *****es, look youthful. It's the cocaine and white wine, imo). Still undaunted, she says "that's ok, just put a baby in her I want grandkids" and proceeds to show me a photo of her daughter in a bikini. The girl was hot. She wanted me to text her daughter and I politely rejected the request to get involved with whatever Maury Povich show this was going to turn into. But I did agree to give her my business card in case the hot girl wants to text me, so I may be a dad soon!
Edited by SatoriTiger at 13:33:26 on 06/09/23