https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/zjzfuj/favorite_mike_leach_quotes/
“There's a reason they only serve fruitcake once a year, because it's awful. There's a reason they only serve mint julep's once a year, because they're awful. And there's a reason they only serve candy corn once a year, because it's awful.”
"If you get into a fight, don't take your helmet off...We're looking for smart football players, not dumb ones. In the interest of time, don't get into any more fights today."
"Golf’s pretty much for people that don’t swear effectively enough or need practice at it,"