Missouri Tigers Athletics :: Mizzou College Sports :: TigerBoard.com :: i tried to sell my potential lottery winner on the ticket

$20 6-team parlay paid $1011 - RBT STL - 11/21 08:36:48

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - Joeboo MU

- 11/21 08:48:58

Nice 7176 reference (nm) - meatiger MU - 11/21 09:10:03

I try to avoid including Mizzou and the Chiefs in any game - DHighlander NWMSU - 11/21 09:05:05

Nice (nm) - phrejd MU - 11/21 08:50:21

Doesn't sound like it paid, Bob (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 08:39:55

You could have been up $11 (nm) - phrejd MU - 11/21 08:37:53

You are a moran - RBT STL - 11/21 08:43:30

LOL at phrejd - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 08:50:41

It's really odd too because if you ask phrejd... - Gyro STL - 11/21 09:36:38

A losing parlay is never a "good parlay". - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 08:54:45

You defend each other like you're in love with each other. - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:02:09

But then accuse others of the same... - Gyro STL - 11/21 09:58:01

I'm not defending anyone. - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:20:40

This is your famous battle cry... - Gyro STL - 11/21 09:37:13

Oh you want to jump in on this ridiculous claim too? - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:42:55

Dude, you're the KC Shack Fag Club fish tank... - Gyro STL - 11/21 09:57:27

You can't help yourself (nm) - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:04:47

"can't help yourself."Is that what you told kmawv last night - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:14:07

That doesn't make sense (nm) - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:18:10

Your love and support for each other is just so touching - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:24:07

I thought we all had to be politically in sync to be friends - Gyro STL - 11/21 09:38:01

So for over 20 years I missed knowing about the KC Fag Club - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:40:27

hold on a second, weren't you just accusing someone - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:44:13

Gays can be homophobic just like some Blacks are racist - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:52:05

When one is melting down - meatiger MU - 11/21 09:44:59

I stopped watching your show when 90Tiger... - Gyro STL - 11/21 09:56:34

I don't care if you're gay. Relax. maybe you're not an incel - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:49:57

yeah, no such thing as a gay virgin - meatiger MU - 11/21 09:52:11

Please educate us. It's holiday, I have more free time but - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:54:12

keep guessing and melting down - meatiger MU - 11/21 09:54:58

Thx for your participation. This thread educated me. - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:56:31

This doesn't really make sense either (nm) - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:25:07

A gay nightclub was shot up in the Springs this weekeend. - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:30:28

I wouldn't know. Friends of yours or just a scene you follow - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:34:16

Lead story on national news you're oblivious to. - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:37:31

He will be waiting in he wings - meatiger MU - 11/21 09:09:21

Don't you have a Uber customer to pick up? - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:11:27

That is your go to burn - meatiger MU - 11/21 09:14:36

As opposed to your trite, overused, homophobic - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:26:38

Homophobic shyt? - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:30:32

Is he? That's news to me. Thx. That would explain - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:36:11

your cum guzzling isn't a "hetero sex act" - ashtray UF - 11/21 09:43:04

It wouldn't be, be it exists only in your imagination - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:47:02

I'm all of the DHs (nm) - ashtray UF - 11/21 09:52:49

Please please, share with the board what your DH guesses - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:48:28

The stuff you believe on here - meatiger MU - 11/21 09:39:33

???? - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 10:07:05

1. I don't know if he is or isn't, but he's certainly not - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:38:33

Sorry, can't take it back.You slipped up.It's ok. Meat's gay - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:42:51

Lol and here comes gyro (nm) - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:40:31

Lol in a thread he's trying to call us gay. Beautiful (nm) - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:35:23

He has a deep arsenal of witty lines to draw from. - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:17:17

Do you miss kmawv when you're apart? - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 09:28:18

If you lose $1000 on one bet and win $1011 on another - phrejd MU - 11/21 08:49:53

Stop melting down. - Macgrantt MU - 11/21 08:52:01

He didn't "lose" the $1,000, just didn't win it - Mormad MU - 11/21 08:51:35

I lost the $2B Powerball also - Mormad MU - 11/21 08:52:48

i tried to sell my potential lottery winner on the ticket - colonel angus beef KC - 11/21 09:33:07

Did that cost you $2B? (nm) - phrejd MU - 11/21 08:54:06

I discounted it for present value and taxes - Mormad MU - 11/21 08:54:58

Which is exactly the point(nm) - phrejd MU - 11/21 08:55:34

He didn't say he lost $1000 - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 08:56:20

Correct. Mizzou not covering lost him his $1000 win. - phrejd MU - 11/21 08:58:05

So he could have been up $991 - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 08:59:46

Which was $20 you ****ing idiot(nm) - RBT STL - 11/21 08:59:19

So Mizzou not covering cost you $20. - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:03:51

No, they cost me the win which was $1011 - RBT STL - 11/21 09:06:40

You mean they lost you the win (nm) - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:07:56

I think you got it! - RBT STL - 11/21 09:13:22

And loss = -$20 - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:15:43

So you admit you were wrong, that didn't take too long - RBT STL - 11/21 09:16:34

Lol no. - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:22:52

Or, or, or... - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:27:59

That would be correct. But if someone says - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:33:02

I'm not sure how many people outside of autards - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:34:43

You tell me - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:38:22

He has $1000 less because MU didn't cover. - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:40:13

Discounted for PV and taxes though, it's slightly clueless(nm) - Mormad MU - 11/21 08:57:42

Guess you are stupid(nm) - RBT STL - 11/21 08:51:24

And old. Don't forget old. (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 08:51:54

But I know the difference between not winning a bet - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:02:25

Yes, you are great at this... - RBT STL - 11/21 09:04:25

Seriously? - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 08:50:46

when phrejd does something stupid can we start just calling - lqf2b8 KC - 11/21 08:52:14

As a math nerd - phrejd MU - 11/21 08:54:59

He's a data nerd. - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 08:57:07

not as many as I wish I had looking back. Would have - lqf2b8 KC - 11/21 08:59:34

Can you even classify yourself as a math nerd - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:00:36

I don't classify myself as anything other than having a - lqf2b8 KC - 11/21 09:02:01

Well I feel deceived (nm) - phrejd MU - 11/21 09:06:12

Well, I am the math nerd and Iqf is just a nerd. - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:29:15

I'm a scientist so put some respect on my name, bro (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 11/21 09:34:05

That's fine. I'll let you be a scientist - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:36:30

i'm a polynerd - lqf2b8 KC - 11/21 09:41:26

well crafted - kmawv8 MU - 11/21 09:46:15

been letting people down since mother****ing 82 bro - lqf2b8 KC - 11/21 08:56:58

i tried to sell my potential lottery winner on the ticket

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