Attacker: Where's Nancy??? I am gonna hurt her!
Paul P: Hey man... I gotta go poop! Do you mind if I take my cell phone with me?
Attacker: Sure.. no problem.
Paul P: (talks in code to 911 Dispatcher who sends officers then asks attacker:) Where were we Mister Attacker?
Attacker: We were struggling over the hammer... Let's get back to it!
Cops: knock knock knock Police! Open up!
Paul P: Hey man. Mind if I answer the door?
Attacker: No problem
Paul P opens door: Where were we Mister Attacker?
Attacker: We were struggling over the hammer... Let's get back to it!
Cops: Hey you guys! Knock it off! Or I will yell at you some more!
Attacker: Knock his head off? OK!
Cops: I will only warn you 5 or 6 more times before I get really mad! Good thing you aren't black or we will shoot you!!!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/conspiracy-theories-about-pelosi-attacker-debunked-by-pelosi-attacker/ar-AA13AShm?cvid=71e63aed202d4c02a59781354e926331Edited by Spanky at 17:10:28 on 10/31/22