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Latest story on Paul Pelosi we are supposed to believe

Posted on: October 31, 2022 at 17:08:54 CT
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Attacker: Where's Nancy??? I am gonna hurt her!

Paul P: Hey man... I gotta go poop! Do you mind if I take my cell phone with me?

Attacker: Sure.. no problem.

Paul P: (talks in code to 911 Dispatcher who sends officers then asks attacker:) Where were we Mister Attacker?

Attacker: We were struggling over the hammer... Let's get back to it!

Cops: knock knock knock Police! Open up!

Paul P: Hey man. Mind if I answer the door?

Attacker: No problem

Paul P opens door: Where were we Mister Attacker?

Attacker: We were struggling over the hammer... Let's get back to it!

Cops: Hey you guys! Knock it off! Or I will yell at you some more!

Attacker: Knock his head off? OK!

Cops: I will only warn you 5 or 6 more times before I get really mad! Good thing you aren't black or we will shoot you!!!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/conspiracy-theories-about-pelosi-attacker-debunked-by-pelosi-attacker/ar-AA13AShm?cvid=71e63aed202d4c02a59781354e926331

Edited by Spanky at 17:10:28 on 10/31/22
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Latest story on Paul Pelosi we are supposed to believe - Spanky KU - 10/31 17:08:54
     Read the police report but that would be too factual for you - TexJohnson MU - 10/31 18:40:45
          I thought all cops were liars?(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 10/31 19:14:44
               That a you problem. I support Blue Lives Matter. - TexJohnson MU - 10/31 19:26:05
                    LOL - Tigrrrr! MU - 10/31 20:09:02
          Maybe the police chief should have done that (or did he) - Spanky KU - 10/31 18:46:47
               Police report said the door was open. It's well known how he - TexJohnson MU - 10/31 18:59:11
                    Police Chief said a 3rd person opened the door - Spanky KU - 10/31 19:32:48
                         Chance police report was edited.0%. You're sick. - TexJohnson MU - 10/31 19:37:30
                              0%? Really? - Spanky KU - 10/31 21:23:43
     Sound like something you - mizzoumurfkc KC - 10/31 17:53:53
          Riddle me this, Buttman: - Spanky KU - 10/31 18:03:17
     keep us updated (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU - 10/31 17:21:23
          It may turn out that the attacker opened the door - Spanky KU - 10/31 17:26:06
               You're triggered - JayHoaxH8r MU - 10/31 17:36:26
                    No. Just repeating your story - Spanky KU - 10/31 17:37:59
                         It appears to me you don't enjoy waking up.(nm) - Toger STL - 10/31 18:12:46
                              It appears you don't enjoy the most accurate depiction of - Spanky KU - 10/31 18:21:28
          I think that’s what Paul was trying to do…hahahaha! (nm) - Outsider MU - 10/31 17:16:33
     Fairly typical evening in San Fran, nothing to see here. (nm) - Outsider MU - 10/31 17:13:54




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