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I just caught a porch pirate in the act.

Posted on: October 5, 2022 at 11:29:57 CT
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I had a Fedex package that had just been delivered but I didn't go outside to get it right away. My front porch is right by my office and I had my windows open because it's nice. The genius didn't actually look at anything other than the package because if he had, he would have seen my office windows open and me sitting inside. I yelled out to him as he walked across my lawn and scared the **** out of him. He turned and hightailed it outta here.
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I just caught a porch pirate in the act. - tgr MU - 10/5 11:29:57
     "Get your hands off my dildos mister!!!" - Gyro STL - 10/5 11:33:38
          Good lord you are a dork.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 10/5 11:34:41
               You were saying? - Gyro STL - 10/5 11:36:21
     A real man woulda whipped his azz or at least pistol - hefeweizen MU - 10/5 11:31:51
          You mean like a guy with a signed royal blue Bo Jackson... - Gyro STL - 10/5 11:34:08
               No, like a guy with lots of luxury watches, paid for - hefeweizen MU - 10/5 11:35:19
                    No jerseys is a good start to being a man... - Gyro STL - 10/5 11:37:00
                         RE: No jerseys is a good start to being a man... - Carlos Rossi KC - 10/5 11:47:13
                              RE: No jerseys is a good start to being a man... - Wildcat KSU - 10/5 11:55:25
                         Yeah, framed memorabilia is so girlish. What a goofball - hefeweizen MU - 10/5 11:37:52
                              You and Carlos Rossi are allowed... - Gyro STL - 10/5 12:01:17
                                   If you are equating sports memorabilia to sex then you - hefeweizen MU - 10/5 12:07:50
          He was back in his car and gone by the time I got out the - tgr MU - 10/5 11:33:21
               Did you call the cops with a description of the car (nm) - Uncle John MU - 10/5 11:47:44
                    I didn't but he actually ended up getting a package off a - tgr MU - 10/5 12:08:38
                         That only works if he is dumb enough to use his real license - alstl MU - 10/5 13:04:15
                              porch pirates are the second dumbest type of pirate (nm) - lqf2b8 ATL - 10/5 14:31:30
                    it was the 1/3rd reich officer - colonel angus beef KC - 10/5 12:02:44
                         Those little bastards (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 10/5 12:25:53




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