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I had a client once...

Posted on: September 6, 2022 at 15:46:12 CT
Gyro MU
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who did a lot of retail finishes for malls around the country. He would go ape **** with all this time away from his wife. Boozing and carousing like a pirate. The guy just jammed the acclerator for like two years.

Dummy tried to right off strip club funny money, $1,000 trips at Dave & Busters (no idea how anyone could spend that kind of money at that place). The next year he had a huge year and wrote off international travel...as construction expenses. Home project materials billed to the business. All on paper. All easily verifiable.

He got audited and wanted to know what his options were. He didn't have any. Wanted to blame his accountant. LOL

He got pinched hard with penalties. Nearly went under and in fact I think he's no longer in business.

But Scottsdale should be fun.

Edited by Gyro at 15:47:30 on 09/06/22
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1 Week from today I will be on a plane to Scottsdale AZ - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:25:12
     when are you hooking up with ScottsdaleTiger? (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 9/6 16:57:36
          They can do reach arounds while talking about AD budgets(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/6 16:58:57
               RE: They can do reach arounds while talking about AD budgets(nm) - dangertim MU - 9/6 21:43:52
               WADR that is gross(nm) - FIJItiger MU - 9/6 19:55:52
                    [sensible chuckle](nm) - dangertim MU - 9/6 21:41:58
               limp - 90Tiger STL - 9/6 16:59:57
     you shack-killing sonofa*****(nm) - Joeboo MU - 9/6 16:33:51
          we need a gif for that - colonel angus beef KC - 9/6 16:43:31
               RE: we need a gif for that - Tigrrrr! MU - 9/6 21:26:19
               RE: we need a gif for that - cooter MU - 9/6 17:26:53
               RE: we need a gif for that - lqf2b8 ATL - 9/6 16:57:27
                    RE: we need a gif for that - Joeboo MU - 9/6 18:46:32
     It's only 108 degrees there right now, feels like a sauna - Macgrantt MU - 9/6 15:55:40
          you would know (nm) - pickle MU - 9/6 16:24:55
          yeah but it's an hour earlier(nm) - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:57:35
               And they don't have daylight savings time(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/6 16:03:41
                    that's racist(nm) - Joeboo MU - 9/6 16:05:54
                         Or Indiana - Mormad MU - 9/6 16:06:46
                              Arizona doesn’t have Indiana? - pickle MU - 9/6 16:33:03
     You should buy a company Escalade before Dec. 31. (nm) - Newcatbirdseat MU - 9/6 15:37:24
          Where I worked they would use overtime at the end of each - alstl MU - 9/6 17:29:55
          had a fellow insurance agent once tell me that they - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:44:45
               The answer: - XRob MU - 9/6 16:56:44
               I know business owners who add Mizzou football tickets - mizzouSECedes STL - 9/6 16:15:28
                    that's likely part of the reason why we have the charade of - Joeboo MU - 9/6 16:21:33
               they just write it off(nm) - TigerA MU - 9/6 15:48:02
                    RE: they just write it off(nm) - Fred G. Sanford USA - 9/6 15:55:01
               I really do not get that - meatiger MU - 9/6 15:47:30
                    you gotta run it as a profit deal - colonel angus beef KC - 9/6 16:26:52
                    If you're dropping $100k on a boat for your business, - tigerdb MU - 9/6 16:09:39
                         I just threw out a number - meatiger MU - 9/6 16:10:23
                              but the % is closer to 45%, and if it's someone that likes - tigerdb MU - 9/6 16:14:50
                                   I get that - meatiger MU - 9/6 16:16:36
                                        Step 1 - buy a boat - Mormad MU - 9/6 16:19:02
                              But, you have a boat - Mormad MU - 9/6 16:11:46
                    Sounds like you just got 25% of the price of a new boat(nm) - Mormad MU - 9/6 15:58:42
                         get 4 people to go in on it and it's free(nm) - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:59:09
                              Get 3 business partners who don't like water - Mormad MU - 9/6 16:00:11
                    would you rather pay the government or yourself? (nm) - ashtray UF - 9/6 15:57:06
                         I would rather keep the $75k and invest - meatiger MU - 9/6 16:09:41
                              increasing your salary would mean paying more taxes - ashtray UF - 9/6 18:03:09
                         No - Meat's point was: would you rather pay the government - tigerdb MU - 9/6 16:08:16
               uses it to entertain clients, of course (nm) - ashtray UF - 9/6 15:45:28
                    Hef could sure use one now(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/6 15:47:51
                         lol(nm) - Rabbit Test MU - 9/6 15:48:35
                    because of the implication, obviously(nm) - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:45:51
                         I bet you can use the prop to shred paper, too (nm) - ashtray UF - 9/6 15:47:52
                         One of the best conversations ever - cooter MU - 9/6 15:47:40
                              It's not dark...you're misunderstanding me bro(nm) - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:52:03
                                   RE: It's not dark...you're misunderstanding me bro(nm) - cooter MU - 9/6 17:32:43
     How about - Rabbit Test MU - 9/6 15:32:20
          RE: How about - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:35:26
     Hike that bad boy from top to bottom and back up - Mormad MU - 9/6 15:29:56
          my walk from the alumni center to Faurot Field last week - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:30:42
               If you go to the South Rim, you can take the mules - Mormad MU - 9/6 15:32:21
                    is this a sex thing? (nm) - lqf2b8 ATL - 9/6 15:51:50
                         yes...magrandt(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/6 15:53:55
                         Well Tijuana is only an afternoon drive away(nm) - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:53:13
                              So is Area 51 if you'd rather be probed(nm) - Mormad MU - 9/6 15:57:54
                    we've got some sort of Jeep excursion booked neer Paige AZ - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:34:38
                         This is worth doing. - Rabbit Test MU - 9/6 15:41:08
                         The pink ones? Out of Sedona? - Mormad MU - 9/6 15:36:59
                              I think this is Antelope Canyon - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:41:36
               lol(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/6 15:32:04
     Lol-----Gyro(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/6 15:27:33
          It's now my goal to find insurance conferences - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:28:32
               One of the great things for a few years - meatiger MU - 9/6 15:30:57
                    the nature of my business means I'll never have a foreign - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:33:13
                         The other thing about the last - meatiger MU - 9/6 15:35:44
               How many fine time pieces you got though?----Gyro(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/6 15:30:56
                    I think I'm up to about 14 --- real Gyro(nm) - Gyro STL - 9/6 15:49:26
               You're like 10X more likely to be audited as a business... - Gyro STL - 9/6 15:30:50
                    so should I stop writing off my private jet commute to work - Joeboo MU - 9/6 15:32:16
                         I had a client once... - Gyro STL - 9/6 15:46:12
                              so did you fix his speeding ticket or no? (nm) - phrejd KC - 9/6 16:46:01
                                   Is this the part... - Gyro STL - 9/6 16:50:44
                                        this accolade? - phrejd KC - 9/6 16:54:32
                                             Yep(nm) - Gyro STL - 9/6 17:04:17
                                                  normal people find that embarrassing - phrejd KC - 9/6 17:06:42
                                                       "Normal people"? Old balls... - Gyro STL - 9/6 17:10:10
                                                            again, this is why they're laughing at you (nm) - phrejd KC - 9/6 17:11:58
                                                                 Still couldn't care less... - Gyro STL - 9/6 17:13:31
                                                                      i'm not sure anyone on this board cares more about - phrejd KC - 9/6 17:16:27




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