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RE: He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow

Posted on: August 12, 2022 at 13:56:32 CT
Nebraska99 STL
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The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
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     where did you steal it? Location, location, location nm - gamagrass01 MU - 8/12 14:03:06
     TIL the manager of my warehouse sold a watch his dad - cnk ATL - 8/12 13:44:34
          I thought TIL indicated something interesting was - Diamond Dave MU - 8/12 14:09:07
               TYL: TIL doesn't necessarily indicate that that something - dangertim MU - 8/12 14:30:08
                    Thank You Love? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/12 14:35:15
                         Thing you learned, dummy(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/12 16:54:46
          Did he give his Mom some of the money - meatiger MU - 8/12 14:01:17
          was he in the ****?(nm) - dangertim MU - 8/12 13:53:04
          Was his dad one of those mean PTSD vets that drinks and - lqf2b8 ATL - 8/12 13:46:09
               I hope so(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/12 13:47:42
          how long did the dad have to carry it in his ass?(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/12 13:45:24
               I get this one. Nice reference. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 8/12 13:47:43
                    He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow - Joeboo MU - 8/12 13:51:58
                         RE: He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow - Nebraska99 STL - 8/12 13:56:32
               as long as it took(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/12 13:47:29
               and how long did the dad carry it in his ass (nm) - lqf2b8 ATL - 8/12 13:47:26
     the most ridiculous part is that it was stolen - Joeboo MU - 8/12 13:33:35
          Nobody ever suspected it - kmawv8 MU - 8/12 13:34:31




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