It's amazing that George can out Rask anyone for the
Posted on: May 20, 2022 at 16:10:31 CT
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dumbest post and still pound his chest in victory.
A crow named JolsonGeorge was flying south for the winter. It was so cold JolsonGeorge froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While JolsonGeorge was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen JolsonGeorge lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay until thawed out, and then feasted on the cow dung.... warm and full, JolsonGeorge soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard JolsonGeorge singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered JolsonGeorge atop the pile of cow dung and promptly ate him.
Moral for JolsonGeorge:
When you're full of sh^t, it's best to keep your mouth shut and not crow about it
Edited by Spanky at 16:11:20 on 05/20/22