The Trumplican's lament

Posted on: February 8, 2022 at 12:25:15 CT

I come each day to Tigerboard, not to learn or to discuss
I really just come on, to raise a Holy fuss.
I have lots of opinions not based on anything you see
In fact you should say, they have no reality.
 I claim to believe in free markets except I really don't
I claim I'll act a Christian except I really won't
I say I hate government spending, its not for me you see
Except I'll cheer and cheer and cheer  all expenses militarily. 
I regret each aborted fetus, for them I'll cry a river
help them out once their born? not a tiny sliver
I hate government corruption, that I can't abide you see
unless of course its in regards to my beloved GOP
 Global warming? its a hoax the scientists are on the take
I trust the spin from corporate lackeys that is no mistake
Rush and Bill and Glen and Sean I trust them all you see
I trust them all, every word, even if, to the other one,its contradictory
 If by now you have not deduced, I don't rely on facts
the truth for all its plain to see my intelligence is lax
to separate me from them I have these morals you see
and that is why I say of Muslims torture each and every detainee 
I say I'm for free speech, unless it disagrees with me
and that is why I hate that poster that horrible JG
he uses facts he uses reason I can't stand it you see
I click and vote but what I want is to break his knee 
I deflect  and  I mock there's nothing I won't try
but when if comes to that JG mainly I will lie
he makes me look a simpleton, a moron you see
and that is why with tears and tissues -God Damn that JG 


Wrote that little ditty almost 11 years ago. Cept it was titled the Republigistian's lament then. Just as 100% accurate today as it was then. Nothing can change broken minds