St. Louis style eggs
Two eggs cooked any fashion. After finishing the eggs, board any St. Louis City metro bus and masturbate.
"This morning I finished my St. Louis style eggs on the No. 12345 bus."
No really, link:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=st.%20louis%20style%20eggsEdited by McMuffin at 13:32:23 on 01/28/22