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It's like that joke about the old guy who picked up a sweet

Posted on: October 27, 2021 at 20:49:56 CT

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thing and had the weekend of his life with her. A buddy asked "how did you do it?"

Well, Friday afternoon I took her shopping at a jewelry store and let her pick out a very expensive diamond ring and they are sizing it to pick up on Monday. We banged like newlyweds all weekend.

Joke is on her because by Monday the jewelry store will get word from my bank the check won't clear.

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McAuliffe is in real trouble - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 10/27 19:48:29

NJ isn't close. VA is close. It will depend on if Youngkin - SparkyStalcup MU - 10/27 21:44:57

Your pal mcawful is the one lying his behind off - RHAYWORTH MU - 10/27 22:12:57

What does "snow enough people" mean?(nm) - ummmm MU - 10/27 21:58:19

Don't play stupid; you aren't accustomed to feigning - SparkyStalcup MU - 10/27 23:05:35

NJ isn't even polling close - Gavin Citrus MU - 10/27 20:44:43

The women who say size doesn't matter - Tigrrrr! MU

- 10/27 20:04:50

Bet the size of their wallet does. - RHAYWORTH MU - 10/27 20:37:52

It's like that joke about the old guy who picked up a sweet - Tigrrrr! MU

- 10/27 20:49:56

Nope - Wildcat KSU - 10/27 19:58:57

Agree. He will get as many as he needs. Nm - hokie VT - 10/27 20:16:14