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It's the new colonoscopy.

Posted on: October 15, 2021 at 14:51:53 CT
kmawv8 MU
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Or so I've been told.

You have two options:
Take some laxatives and **** your brains out before I cram something up your ass...
or
**** in this bag and mail it into our lab...
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This will blow some minds - Diamond Dave MU - 10/15 14:11:10
     I first saw "jabs" and assumed you were getting boosters at - alwaysright MU - 10/15 17:06:03
     Japs are only good for paying the bills----MrsTBoner(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 10/15 14:37:27
     Aldi products are great and cheap but the inconvenience - TigerA MU - 10/15 14:18:04
          True but there is one huge problem you can’t avoid - Fred G. Sanford USA - 10/15 15:00:30
               Leave Brittany (tkb) alone (nm) - kmawv8 ATL - 10/15 15:04:20
               if I had to choose between aldi people and stuck - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/15 15:03:53
                    The crowd at Aldi in Arnold Mo is, well - Fred G. Sanford USA - 10/15 15:24:54
                         i believe your issue is with arnold people, not aldi people(nm) - phrejd MU - 10/15 15:35:09
                              Hood-aldis and suburb-aldis are completely different animals - colonel angus beef KC - 10/15 18:29:10
                         I can see that. Location can be key. There are two - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/15 15:31:49
               around here that just means soccer moms - colonel angus beef KC - 10/15 15:01:03
                    In yoga pants.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 10/15 15:04:46
          It's the easiest store to navigate probably ever.(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 10/15 14:29:36
               And very fast checkout (nm) - zoomer 99 - 10/15 14:42:55
                    Yeah, cause you have to bag your own sh*t. - kmawv8 ATL - 10/15 14:44:25
                         and who bags shyt? Except dog owners do at - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/15 14:50:47
                              It's the new colonoscopy. - kmawv8 ATL - 10/15 14:51:53
                         RE: Yeah, cause you have to bag your own sh*t. - colonel angus beef KC - 10/15 14:50:00
                         if its just one pizza it should be in and out. Who - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/15 14:49:49
                              Why would I go to the store to pick up a frozen pizza - kmawv8 ATL - 10/15 14:52:41
                                   agree with that but we are talking about - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/15 14:54:49
                                        i wasn't just talking about 1 pizza. i meant - TigerA MU - 10/15 15:00:04
                                        I was just commenting on the "fast checkout". - kmawv8 ATL - 10/15 14:56:30
                                             ok. it was inevitable once we reunited germany. - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/15 15:00:06
               having 3 young kids while doing it is not easy(nm) - TigerA MU - 10/15 14:31:29
                    Use it as an excuse to get out of the house and leave the - tigerdb MU - 10/15 16:36:35
                    Should have thought about that - meatiger MU - 10/15 15:36:51
                    I have heard that having kids is tough but 3? While - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 10/15 15:23:44
                    everything is an inconvenience with 3 young kids - Joeboo MU - 10/15 14:32:15
                         Disagree -- kaw (nm) - FIJItiger MU - 10/15 14:34:29
                              Lol. Calls it a hat-trick. - colonel angus beef KC - 10/15 22:43:31
                              Ha (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 10/15 18:38:41
                         free walmart grocery pickup is not (nm) - TigerA MU - 10/15 14:32:58
                              You can get pickup at Aldi(nm) - meatiger MU - 10/15 15:37:21
                              hell, taking a sh*t at home is an inconvenience with 3 - Joeboo MU - 10/15 14:36:30
                                   Not if you don't mind an audience (nm) - kmawv8 ATL - 10/15 14:42:21
          order online, they bring to your car - Sal CMSU - 10/15 14:18:38
               Tougher to find $5 that way(nm) - meatiger MU - 10/15 15:40:24
               they charge more per item when you order online - MizzouAstro MU - 10/15 14:31:05
               well well well(nm) - TigerA MU - 10/15 14:28:56
               sounds inconvenient (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 10/15 14:24:43
     Japs aren't for everyone - FIJItiger MU - 10/15 14:17:01
          In my experience they are really needy and can't cook for - Tigrrrr! MU - 10/16 04:45:37
          dude. Japs aren't chinamen. You might as well say you - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/15 14:22:21
     Can you substitute Koreans if you don't have any japs? - JG MU - 10/15 14:16:03
     When we breathe in and out of our nose during the day, - colonel angus beef KC - 10/15 14:14:23
          Cool...neat info.(nm) - BigTime SEMO - 10/15 15:58:26
          Fascinating. I often wondered why my nose only gets - Diamond Dave MU - 10/15 14:30:47
               John Frederick Parker was lincolns bodyguard - colonel angus beef KC - 10/15 14:33:17
                    Jim the wonder dog from Marshall Mo - SabertoothTiger MU - 10/15 14:35:34
                         Ah my hometown hero(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 10/15 14:36:54
                              wonder if this is where the monty python rabbit comes from - colonel angus beef KC - 10/15 14:48:23
          The other day I learned that snakes do indeed fart. In fact - Carlos Rossi KC - 10/15 14:16:25
               There's nothing better than being a lone wolf... - Diamond Dave MU - 10/15 14:35:50
               I know someone that steals the show at ranch chugging - sYsTiger KC - 10/15 14:17:28
                    I know that person too!(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 10/15 15:02:00
     McGonnigles has frozen Shakespeares Pizzas.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 10/15 14:14:01
          Fareway (nm) - Sal CMSU - 10/15 14:17:48




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