and not too many individual stalls, which actually is a good

Posted on: October 12, 2021 at 11:02:30 CT

thing because when there are so many stinkin' stalls, you'll set your phone down on the toilet paper dispenser (so it doesn't fall out of your pocket into the toilet) and then leave it there, then leave and forget which of the 500 stalls you were in. Then you'll miss at least a quarter of the game because you try to find lost and found, which is on the handout they give all the stadium workers, but none of them have actually never been to it and it is impossible to find because it's just a stupid little door with a tiny little room number beside it. And then lost and found will tell you that there's actually a lost and found for each side of the stadium, but they aren't sure where the other one is exactly. So then you leave and have your friend text your seat numbers to your phone and pray to God it doesn't die and the finder is nice enough to come find you.