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Ok, imagine this: you're walking down this road and on

Posted on: January 6, 2021 at 19:15:08 CT
phrejd STL
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one side there's this great big giant hairy spider. Like as big as an elephant. But it's not mean or creepy at all. It's totally cool and has the same voice as Zach Galifanakis. On the other side there's a giant fuzzy koala bear. Also huge. But while this one looks cuddley, he's actually kind of a dick. But not an outright dick, more of kind of an aloof, standoffish dick. Now as you walk past, they both nod and say "what's up?" and you're like "nothin man what's up with you guys?" and they're both like "man you know just chillin here by the road" and you're like "cool." But then you notice you're completely naked, and you need a ride home. But spiders and koalas can't drive so you're kind of screwed. Plus you're naked, so you don't want to make things awkward.
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Hi, I'm cnk. I'm high AF, AMA(nm) - cnk ATL - 1/6 18:19:05
     How does one get anything done being high all the time(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 1/6 20:33:55
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                    have you ever smoked pot? (nm) - pickle MU - 1/6 21:58:40
                         Why? It isn’t necessary (nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 1/6 23:28:32
                              have you ever smoked pot? (nm) - pickle MU - 1/7 07:06:52
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     did you have a vegetable tray? (nm) - pickle MU - 1/6 19:44:43
     Ok, imagine this: you're walking down this road and on - phrejd MU - 1/6 19:15:08
          How is that awkward? Aren't the spider and the koala naked - cnk ATL - 1/6 19:20:12
               I'm the one asking the questions here (nm) - phrejd MU - 1/6 19:22:54
     When is last time you played - Panthera MU - 1/6 19:06:16
          the next time will be the first time(nm) - cnk ATL - 1/6 19:19:16
          Or synced Pink Floyd with Wizard of Oz(nm) - Panthera MU - 1/6 19:15:53
               I did that stone sober a few years ago(nm) - dangertim MU - 1/6 20:51:17
     Who is dreamier Richard Simmons or Ru Paul?(nm) - implode MU - 1/6 18:54:48
          honestly? toss up(nm) - cnk ATL - 1/6 18:56:27
               More like toss salad (nm) - HandBanana MU - 1/6 20:00:47
     How many Peanut M&M's can you shove up your rectum?(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 1/6 18:33:48
          there it is (nm) - pickle MU - 1/6 19:45:01
               Like a moth to the flame - Tigrrrr! MU - 1/6 22:00:48
               wonder how often he thinks about that (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 1/6 21:17:46
                    Not very often. Just wanted to see how stoned cnk would - Tigrrrr! MU - 1/6 22:00:09
                         but some, though (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 1/6 22:08:05
          at one time or like for the rest of time?(nm) - cnk ATL - 1/6 18:39:37
               Just one time. - Tigrrrr! MU - 1/6 19:21:10
     hey man what's up? (nm) - Cosmo MU - 1/6 18:21:21
          the sky - cnk ATL - 1/6 18:22:47




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