A Tribute to John McCain: As a privileged son of a high

Posted on: November 7, 2020 at 18:47:03 CT

ranking military officer, John McCain used this influence to enter the Naval Academy where he went on to graduate last in class. John quickly caught the attention of this superiors as they were impressed with his ability to ignore his studies and focus his complete attention on the hazing of his younger fellow midshipmen,. John was fast tracked and tabbed to pilot expensive jets. After destroying 3 aircraft, John was finally shot down in a bombing mission over Vietnam. It was here where he first received the nickname “songbird”. The Songbird used his family connections to receive special treatment in exchange for providing the Communists information on his fellow POWs. When it came time to bid adieu to his new Viet Cong friends John decided that a career in politics was in his future. Upon his return John decided that before entering into a career of government “service” he wanted to spend some time cheating on his wife, who had recently been injured in a serious car accident. In 1983, with brand new young wife in tow, John entered political office. He enjoyed a long and accomplished career where he never found a war war he didn’t want to get his country involved in. He goes on to join other great leaders like Pol Pot, Idi Amin, and Joseph Stalin. John, if you can hear us through the crackling sound of flames, this one’s for you.

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