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Cruiser - better get all of your excuses in order soon...

Posted on: September 17, 2020 at 11:12:34 CT
Carlos Rossi KC
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gonna be a blood bath come game day.

Here's a few to get you started:

COVID is why we lost.

All of our current players suck.

Drink's system takes time to implement.

Drink's recruiting will take time to develop.

Not having a packed house is why we lost.

Drink did an amazing job coaching despite losing by 30.

Drink's electric charisma made it a moral victory.

Drink's headset wasn't working properly all game.

Drink outcoached Saban, but Odumb's players failed us.

After the game Saban told Drink he's the next Saban.

The mic was off, but during the post game presser Saban said he never wants to face Drink again despite winning by 30.

Drink likes Lemon-Lime Gatorade and the training staff went with orange.

Saban and the rest of the Bama squad said if there was a college playoff this year coach Drink and the Tigers would be a lock as a 1 loss team to make the playoffs.

Jesus told Drink before the game that he has a plan, and part of the plan is to get skull ****ed by Bama week 1.

The SEC screwed Drink by putting Bama and LSU on their schedule because he is the new coach in town, and were afraid he was going to dominate the SEC in year 1.

Odubm's players didn't follow the 3 P's Drink perfectly laid out for them.

After the game Saban asked Drink out on a date because of his incredible charisma.



That should at least give you something to build from.

Edited by Carlos Rossi at 11:19:36 on 09/17/20
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Cruiser - better get all of your excuses in order soon... - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/17 11:12:34
     You seem to be looking forward to it (nm) - Hickeytime MU - 9/17 11:16:14
          Not at all. Just helping Cruiser out.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/17 11:21:01




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