So let's review.
You...
1. Talk about cocks all day.
2. Have a vivid imagination about gay sex.
3. Mentioned you "partied" with Michael Sam one time somewhere.
4. Are a Pat Mahomes jock sniffer (even saying he's your neighbor who lives four streets away).
CONCLUSION:
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