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what about masturbating?

Posted on: July 14, 2020 at 11:37:22 CT

phrejd STL

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M.O.B. Votes:

"excuse me sir, we'll need you to put on your mask before entering the store"

"oh, it's ok. i plan to masturbate in the home goods section"

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Y/N: You wear a mask in public. - DrViagra MU

- 7/14 11:20:37

only when I'm on the toilet - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 7/14 11:48:13

it's actually really nice, no more smelling poo(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/14 11:58:59

yes..never know when i'll run into hefe...(nm) - Hawk 325i MU

- 7/14 11:42:33

Only when I'm eating and drinking(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/14 11:40:00

I only wear one in the shower - kmawv8 MU - 7/14 11:40:46

RE: I only wear one in the shower - colonel angus beef KC - 7/14 12:21:00

Valid(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/14 11:47:05

I wore one for 15 seconds yesterday. - Newcatbirdseat MU - 7/14 11:38:04

same but im a texas chainsaw murderer so its old hat for me - colonel angus beef KC - 7/14 11:32:26

how has coronavirus impacted your business? (nm) - phrejd MU

- 7/14 11:33:37

well, bob, most of my work in that field was remote anyway - colonel angus beef KC - 7/14 11:39:09

RE: well, bob, most of my work in that field was remote anyway - cnk ATL - 7/14 11:44:07

dang, I do need to sign up for tik tok, don't I? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/14 11:46:59

it's amusing(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/14 11:48:22

RE: it's amusing(nm) - phrejd MU

- 7/14 12:04:05

I threw ol girl a like(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/14 12:07:12

i thought china would steal your family and sh*t - colonel angus beef KC - 7/14 11:50:13

#fingerscrossed(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/14 11:52:30

RE: #fingerscrossed(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 7/14 11:56:47

I thought that was the amusing part (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/14 11:51:22

RE: I thought that was the amusing part (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 7/14 11:51:42

"Ass Ham" LOL - kmawv8 MU - 7/14 11:52:42

yes, its no big deal(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/14 11:27:57

N (nm) - pickle MU

- 7/14 11:26:18

I carry one with me and if someone asks or is - Josey USMC - 7/14 11:26:09

We went into one bar that made you display it - Sal MU

- 7/14 11:32:25

Yes. - Newcatbirdseat MU - 7/14 11:39:34

There is one bar in my neighborhood that - Sal MU

- 7/14 11:49:29

There are 4 in my neighborhood that dgaf(nm) - Josey USMC - 7/14 11:50:28

RE: Yes. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/14 11:49:26

Alpha Defense Gear had a sale for 5 gaiters for $10 so - Josey USMC - 7/14 11:37:12

gaiter is the way to go - phrejd MU

- 7/14 11:35:09

I go with a bandanna around the neck - kmawv8 MU - 7/14 11:37:58

around your neck.. - sYsTiger MU - 7/14 11:49:11

i bet you actually look more like this - phrejd MU

- 7/14 11:41:13

Wear the mask on the back of your head, Guy Fieri-style(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/14 11:33:46

If I'm in the office, I have to wear one unless I'm alone - cnk ATL - 7/14 11:25:55

Same(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 7/14 11:32:09

RE: If I'm in the office, I have to wear one unless I'm alone - sYsTiger MU - 7/14 11:28:42

Not outdoors, but if I'm going indoors somewhere - Sal MU

- 7/14 11:25:37

CoMo rule is you have to wear one entering/exiting, but not - KCT-BoneTiger A - 7/14 11:26:50

I'm not actually sure what it is in KC regarding gyms - Sal MU

- 7/14 11:27:49

It's not mandated while "exercising" (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/14 11:33:33

what about masturbating? - phrejd MU

- 7/14 11:37:22

FABULOUS? - kmawv8 MU - 7/14 11:43:02

i think this belongs somewhere else - phrejd MU

- 7/14 11:43:43

Yep, under your blazing saddles post (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/14 11:44:29

but you're right, it works here too - phrejd MU

- 7/14 11:46:15

ooops - kmawv8 MU - 7/14 11:43:32

yes. (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger A - 7/14 11:25:26

except once out on the golf course (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger A - 7/14 11:25:48

^^killed a bunch of old dudes(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/14 11:27:00

Columbia rule is you don't have to wear one on while golfing - KCT-BoneTiger A - 7/14 11:27:53

So it's ok to kill people if it's not against the rules? - dangertim MU

- 7/14 11:29:04

I guess, but you also can't move your ball a club's length, - KCT-BoneTiger A - 7/14 11:31:44

yes, in enclosed places that require it - zoomer 99 - 7/14 11:23:55

if i'm going indoors - phrejd MU

- 7/14 11:23:30

Y, but I also realize I'm not saving lives, nor am I a hero, - dangertim MU

- 7/14 11:22:49

I'm sure those chickens of yours still consider you a hero (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/14 11:25:19

I'm practically their God(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/14 11:27:41

You mean slave master? - kmawv8 MU - 7/14 11:30:59

uppity thundercocks(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/14 11:32:29

ah ah ahhh ah ahh ah ahhh ahhhh THUNDER! (nm) - phrejd MU

- 7/14 11:34:19

well you are a goddamned hero whether you like it or not (nm) - phrejd MU

- 7/14 11:24:18

It's mandatory here (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/14 11:21:43

N nm - sYsTiger MU - 7/14 11:21:41