Here is a good one, how to "handle" cops

Posted on: June 5, 2020 at 18:34:20 CT

I grabbed one more Miller in a bottle as I left Frog Lounge. I counted four sets of headlights coming by and after the fourth pulled out fast to get in far left land or federal hway to make a U-Turn. Didn't see the fifth car until it skidded to the side to avoid a collision. It was a cop. I pulled out left lane to pull the Huey and there was another cop, flashed lights. I pulled over.

As the cop approached my window he could hear me growling "damn it, I don't need this". His flashlight pointed at the untouched cold Miller between my lets. "You don't need that either" he said, "Pour it out.

Four cops and me, balmy night in Delray Beach. I said "God it must really suck for you guys, having to work Saturday nights. "Same as any other night" they said.

10-15 minutes later, they joined in saying "Be Careful T" as I hopped into my '69 Bonneville and headed home. Johnnie Law and I been buds for a long time.