So two guys in rural Missouri, call them TJ and Mack, meet

Posted on: May 20, 2020 at 21:29:06 CT

for the first time and it go exactly like this:

TJ: “Howdy neighbor. I just moved in over yonder and wanted to come by and say Hi.”

Mack: “Well I’m sure glad you did neighbor. I gonna be having a little party and I’d be much obliged if you’d stop by.”

TJ: “Well that’s mighty white of you. What kinda party you gonna be havin?”

Mack: “Oh it’s just gonna be yer typical Missouruh party. There’s gonna be some drinkin. There’s gonna be some fightin. And there’s gonna be some fvckin.”

TJ: “Sounds real good. What do I wear to this here shindig?”

Mack: “Well there’s no reason to get all gussied up. It’s just gonna be the two of us.”