Tonight’s debate questions.

Posted on: March 15, 2020 at 15:43:14 CT

For bernice anders: You will have to solve the virus problem while we are being cyber attacked by china, terrorists have destroyed the new world trade center, the stock market crashed and russia invaded france and england. What do you do?

Answer: Well, we start with climate change which is an existential threat to the planet. Then we provide free health care to illegals and free college to everyone, even really stupid people.

Then we nationalize every friggin thing and i declare martial law.

Then we surrender to china, form a communist alliance with russia, help them conquer europe and spread marxism around the globe. After we provide the cure for the virus we’d been saving for just such an occasion.

For mr biden: What is your favorite color?

Answer: Eleven. No, tuesday. Yeah tuesday.

Edited by hokie at 15:45:28 on 03/15/20