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PSA for the Coronaworrywarts: . If you run out of TP

Posted on: March 7, 2020 at 19:38:38 CT
Newcatbirdseat MU
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either swab your crack with a pair of socks, or eat more fiber to try to **** a wipeless deuce.
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Presumptive positive case in St. Louis. Governor news - TigerMatt STL - 3/7 19:32:23
     Was it East St. Louis? May not hit Mo. (nm) - Logan BAMA - 3/7 20:35:24
          20 year old college kid spending time in Italy, presented - MUTGR MU - 3/7 20:41:51
               Snuck back into US without getting quarantined at border (nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 3/7 20:46:40
                    the orange hitler fascist cheeto would have restricted her - 90Tiger STL - 3/7 20:53:10
                    Reporter came back from Italy and was ushered right on in - Tigrrrr! MU - 3/7 20:50:24
                         the last line is gold. cheeto hitler dare not restrict anyt - 90Tiger STL - 3/7 20:53:52
     St. Louis County.. - MUTGR MU - 3/7 19:47:45
     I only have about 20 rolls of TP in the house. There's 2 - 90Tiger STL - 3/7 19:33:53
          you should've invested in a bidet (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU - 3/7 19:44:45
               Gyro raves about his for his inflamed hemorrhoids.(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 3/7 19:56:57
                    I don't have inflamed hemorrhoids, but I agree - TigerJackSwartz MU - 3/7 19:59:07
          PSA for the Coronaworrywarts: . If you run out of TP - Newcatbirdseat MU - 3/7 19:38:38
          Assuming one person is your wife.. that is a 3 day supply.(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 3/7 19:36:46
               post-menopausal. really drops the usage rates (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 3/7 19:39:57
                    only thing I've seen use more TP than a woman was an old cat - TigerMatt STL - 3/7 19:44:41
                         First Brittany Spaniel....used to lock him in the kitchen w/ - Tigrrrr! MU - 3/7 20:07:55
                    Unless she pees when she coughs, laughs or sneezes(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 3/7 19:40:58
                         all of the above (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 3/7 19:58:08
                              If only babies didn't tap dance on the plumbing on their - Tigrrrr! MU - 3/7 20:04:17




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